Would You Make a Good Trophy Wife (or Husband)?

By: Joshua Laurent

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

Nobody wants to think that they are arm candy, but arm candy gets a nice house, plenty of money and in many cases, their own reality show. But it takes a special kind of person. Are you the one?

What is your highest level of education?

I was home schooled and it stopped eventually

College was a great time to party and have fun. I didn't finish.
I have a high school diploma and make more money than most college graduates.

GED. High school was stupid

What do you call the little things you eat before the main course?

Hors d'oeuvres

I'm not good at pronouncing it, so I'm not going to say it
Appetizers

Hors Dors

What is your favorite kind of boat?

Yacht

Luxury Cruise Ship
Catamaran

I was on so many boats during spring break! I hope there's no video!

What's your favorite reality show?

Real Housewives of (Put City Name Here)

The Bachelor
Keeping Up with the Kardashians

The Bachelorette

Why would you want to be a trophy spouse?

If you don't know, don't ask

Lots of money, nice things, get to travel, no job
It looks nice at first, but I think I'd get bored with it

Cause the benefits be bangin'

What political party do you belong to?

I don't vote, nor follow politics

Whichever one my spouse is
The one that most reflects my views

I don't know. I like parties.

You've got gas. What do you do?

I refuse to admit I get gas.

I excuse myself to the powder then try to be as quiet as possible.
Head to a corner of the room nobody is in, shoot for a silent one.

Let 'er rip, laugh and take the credit

How large is your bed?

Obviously huge. What really matters is sheet thread count

California King
Queen

I pushed two of those sweet inflatable mattresses together

What's the most important facial feature of the opposite sex?

Hairline

Eyes
No preference

Mouth

Have you kept in touch with childhood friends?

No. I was not close to anyone

Only my best friend
A few of them

We're all in a Facebook group chat with each other

What is your natural hair color?

This one. Would I lie?

I don't even remember at this point.
This one really is.

It was dark but now I'm blonde all the way, baby!

What kind of car do you drive?

I have someone who drives me

A Lexus
BMW

When I get married they're gonna buy me a car.

What is the oldest age gap acceptable in marrying somebody?

It doesn't matter. Love knows no age.

It depends how rich they are
Beyond 20 years and it's getting creepy

Five years, tops.

When you hear the phrase, "She only married him for his money," what do you think?

Of course, that's why women get married

It was probably a big reason
No kidding, Captain Obvious

That's not a nice thing to say

What's your favorite kind of jewelry?

Tiara

Neckless
Earrings

Bracelets

What is your favorite sport?

Polo

Sailing
Golf

Football

Who buys most of your clothes?

A personal shopper

I do it all at small, exclusive boutiques
I do, at the mall and online

My mother

When you walk with your significant other, what posture do you take as a couple

She is holding onto his arm

He has his arm around her shoulder
Walking without touching

Holding hands

What country do the classiest people come from?

Monaco

France
Iceland

United States

Where do you get your money?

I ask my significant other and they provide, no questions asked.

I have people who tell me where it comes from. I just get the checks.
A full-time job.

I have a part-time job and I'm good at getting people to buy me stuff.

Which store would you not be caught dead it?

TJ Maxx

Wal-Mart
Victoria's Secret

Best Buy

Do you go to the movie theater?

Only for a red carpet premiere

No, I prefer the real theater
Yes, but I avoid opening weekend

I just usually wait for Netflix to have it

Do you consider yourself better than everyone else?

Everyone except my significant other

Yes, I do
No

Not all, but most

Which would choose between being broke and content or rich and emotionally all over the place?

Rich, being emotional is part of the deal

Rich, but I know how to be happy
Contentment is all that matters

I can be both

What will people say at your wake?

They were a national treasure

It's another case of the good dying young
I don't give that any though

We loved them so much

Which game show do you find the most watchable?

Wheel of Fortune

The Price is Right
Jeopardy

Let's Make a Deal

What one luxury feature must you have in your car?

Heated seats

All of them
Cruise control

Power windowx

Would rather be rich or famous?

Rich

Both
Neither

If I'm famous, I'll get rich

What is an acceptable third-party way of finding dates?

Through a headhunter service

Online dating site
Mutual friends introduction

Backpage

What do you expect to learn from this quiz about yourself?

That I'm the shiniest trophy in the case!

I'm totally trophy spouse material
What I already know

Rich people should be lining up to be with me.

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