Which TV Dad is most like your dad?

Teresa M.

5 Min Quiz

About This Quiz

While it is true that your Dad's style is the best style on earth, you think there are some pretty great TV dads out there. Which one is most like yours? Find out now!

What TV Dad do you most look up to?

Ward Clever

Red Foreman
Peter Griffin

Andy Taylor

What do you do on a day off?

Ride your motorcycle

Get out of the house
Drink beer

There are no days off

What's your favorite food?

Steak

Pizza
Spaghetti

Pudding

What sort of job closely resembles your work?

Carpenter

Salesman
Technician

Criminal Justice

What's your claim to fame?

High School Football Star

Top Salesman
Donut Eating Contest Winner

Took Out a Local Gang

Where is your home away from home?

The garage

Work
The bar

Prison

How many kids do you have?

Four

None
Three

Two

Pick a girl's name:

Becky

Kelly
Lisa

Judith

What type of shoes do you wear?

Work boots

Loafers
Sneakers

Cowboy Boots

What time should kids go to bed?

When their mother tells them.

Who cares?
Promptly at 8PM

They sleep when they can.

What was your best class in high school?

Shop

Gym
Lunch

Leadership

Finish this sentence. My wife is ____________ .

Sassy

Annoying
Perfect

Dead

How do you feel about your neighbors?

Do I have neighbors?

Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard.
What a religious nut!

I remain armed.

Where do you prefer to sleep?

With my wife

On the couch
At work

Any comfy bed will do

Describe your hair:

Thick and plentiful

Thinning
Bald

Wild

It's your last day on earth. How do you spend it?

Hugging my family tight.

Bowling
Watching TV

Fighting 'til I go down.

Where would you like to go on vacation?

Las Vegas

Lake Superior
Europe

A deserted island

Your kid gets in trouble at school. What do you say?

Go wash the dishes before your mother gets home.

Meh. Probably not the first or last time.
Doh!

You can't play with knives at school!

Describe yourself in one word:

Humble

Lazy
Messy

Tough

What kind of car do you drive?

Truck

Old Car
Sedan

A Police car

How do you feel about your in-laws?

They are wacky!

They are gross.
They smoke too much.

I miss them.

How many tools do you own?

A garage full

Does a lawnmower count?
Zero

Who needs tools when you have a gun?

A friend needs help moving, what do you do?

Show up bright and early.

Pretend to be sick.
Put the wife in charge of helping.

Clear the immediate area first.

Pick a boys name:

DJ

Bud
Bart

Carl

What's your favorite musical artist?

Prince

Cat Stevens
The Red Hot Chili Peppers

Anthrax

Describe your wife's cooking:

All-american

Take out
On the table every night

Rustic

Name your brand of jeans:

Rustler

Lee
Wrangler

Diesel

Describe your facial hair:

Seasonal

In need of a shave
Nonexistent

Beardy

When's the last time you felt like crying?

When my daughter's heart was broken.

When my wife wanted sex.
When the bar ran out of beer.

When I met Lucille.

Describe your kids:

Wholesome

Crazy
Animated

Innocent

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