Which "M*A*S*H" Character Are You?

Joshua Laurent

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About This Quiz

If you were deployed with the 4077, which "M*A*S*H" character would you be? Do you have the sass of Margaret Houlihan, or are you as cheeky as Hawkeye Pierce? Would you have the guts to perform surgery in the field like Major Charles Emerson Winchester III, or would you faint at the sight of blood like Radar O'Reilly? No matter which character you identify with the most, this quiz will let you know which one you could easily play!  Perhaps you think your honesty makes you like Father John Mulcahy, or maybe you think you are as stern as Sherman T. Potter.

First airing in 1972, "M*A*S*H" was based on a film of the same name. Once adapted to be a weekly sitcom, "M*A*S*H" quickly gained an adoring audience and plenty of critical acclaim. 

Whether you see yourself as the comic relief, the jack-of-all-trades or the fish out of water, imagine yourself in your uniform and acting alongside some of the most talented people in Hollywood. Which "M*A*S*H" character are you? There's only one way to find out! 

In your opinion, which war was the worst?

Which war do you wish you knew more about?

Which country would you most not want to go to war with?

Which line from Edwin Starr's "War" best reflects your belief about war?

Of the following, which is your favorite anti-war anthem?

Of the following, which is your least favorite anti-war anthem?

Of the following, which is the most overplayed anti-war anthem?

What surprises you most about the theme song, "Suicide is Painless?"

Who's cover version of "Suicide is Painless" is your favorite?

Of the following, who was your least favorite main cast character on "M*A*S*H"?

Of the following, who was your favorite main character on "M*A*S*H?"

Of the following, who was your favorite recurring character?

Which guest star was your favorite?

Some characters weren't in the entire run of the series. Which of these was your favorite?

Which character who joined the show after its first season was your favorite?

What would have made "M*A*S*H" a better show?

Aside from the TV show, what's your other favorite kind of mash?

There were 256 episodes of "M*A*S*H" made. What percent of them do you think you've seen?

Which branch of the military would you least want to join?

Which are the most effective weapons in a war?

What military rank could you reach?

If you had to be stationed overseas somewhere, which sounds like the nicest choice?

What is your favorite war movie?

Would a show like "M*A*S*H" work these days?

Which president during the show's run was your favorite?

Who was your least favorite president during the show's run?

Why did the spin-off, "AfterMASH," fail?

Would you watch a "M*A*S*H" remake?

What's your favorite Alan Alda movie?

Which of the below shows, which aired concurrently with "M*A*S*H," did you also like?

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