Which "House M.D." Character are You?

By: Bri O.

About This Quiz

"House M.D." was a TV medical drama that followed the suspenseful and mysterious cases of Dr. House and his team. Where everyone else fails, this elite team of doctors prevails. Which character are you most like? Take the quiz to find out!

What word would you use describe yourself?

Realistic.

Exhausted.
Compassionate.

Professional.

If you were a doctor, what would your opinion on medical ethics be?

Medical ethics are general largely irrelevant guidelines.

Medical ethics are annoying, but should be followed.
Medical ethics are very important: breaking them is a liability!

Medical ethics exist to ensure and protect the welfare of the patient.

Do you follow the rules?

Nope.

I enforce the rules.
I make the rules.

Yes, rules serve an important purpose.

Are you a leader or a follower?

Neither. I do my own thing.

I'm both, but I prefer to be a leader.
I'm a leader.

I'm more of a follower.

How do you handle conflict?

I love conflict so much that I intentionally instigate it.

I end conflicts or walk away.
Conflict is an annoying waste of time.

I avoid it.

You're out of options and out of time, do you surrender?

Never, there's always something to be done.

Yes, I know when it's time to admit defeat.
That depends on the context.

Surrendering seems like a perfectly reasonable thing to do.

Do you take care of yourself?

What does that even mean?

I'm doing just fine.
I try to, but there's not enough time in the day.

Yes, self care is important.

How do you take the edge off?

With whatever I can get my hands on.

I don't.
With chocolate and wine.

By relaxing in a hot bath with a good book.

Do you have many friends?

It's hard enough keeping just the one friend.

No, work takes up most of my time.
Do coworkers count?

I have a few close friends.

Which of these outlooks would closest resemble your own?

Realist.

Pessimist.
Optimist.

Idealist.

What is your ideal vacation?

I don't do vacation.

Getting as far away from my coworkers as possible.
Relaxing on a beach somewhere.

Attending a professional conference in a tropical climate.

Would you say you're a loyal person?

I'm loyal only to the truth.

Yes, I'm loyal to a fault.
I'm loyal only to myself.

I'm loyal to those who have earned it.

If you were looking for a new job, what type of job would it be?

Administrative type.

Creative type.
The management type.

The laborer type.

How would your friends describe you?

I don't have any friends.

Brilliantly unstable.
Responsibly practical.

Unbelievably understanding.

What's your sense of humor like?

Sarcastic.

Petty.
Classic.

Cynical.

Do you use your vacation days?

No, I need every competitive advantage I can get.

Only when I need to use some to cover a bender.
No, work needs me too much.

If I can find the time to get away.

How are your social skills?

Nonexistent.

They've gotten me this far, so they must be decent.
People usually like me, so I'd say they're pretty good.

I don't care to oblige social norms.

Were you a good student?

I was the annoyingly perfect student.

I'd say so.
I worked hard to get good grades.

No, school was the worst.

Are you easy to work with?

As long as everyone listens to me, group projects go smoothly.

Yes, I'm very easy to work with.
No, mainly because I refuse to be part of a team.

I try my best to be a team player, but I'm not always good at it.

Do you have any love interests?

Love is overrated.

I haven't found anyone right for me yet.
Yes, but it doesn't seem to be working out.

Love hurts.

How would your work colleagues describe you?

Rude.

Helpful.
Effective.

Irritating.

What's more important?

Being right.

Uncovering the truth.
Doing the right thing.

Doing no harm.

Who's your favorite character?

House.

Foreman.
Cuddy.

Wilson.

Are there universal rights and wrongs?

No, morals are entirely relative.

Yes, some things are always wrong.
I'm not sure. I make decisions according to case-specific information.

There's no such thing as a grey area. Right is right, and wrong is wrong.

You suddenly fall ill with a life-threatening condition, how do you respond?

I grow desperate while waiting for my health to improve.

I stubbornly refuse to let others help me.
I worry about how it's going to effect everyone else.

I accept it graciously.

How big is your ego?

Big enough to reflect my many career successes.

It's a modest size, but I like to pretend it's much bigger just to annoy the people with inflated egos.
I don't have much of an ego. I'm pretty selfless.

It's a reasonable size for a person of my status.

Out of the items below, what's the most annoying?

Immaturity.

Small talk.
Stating the obvious.

Redundancy.

What word would you use to describe your outlook on life?

Exhausting.

Bleak.
Frustrating.

Good.

Your boss makes you stay late on Friday night, what do you do?

Suck it up and do my job.

I set my own schedule. This wouldn't be a problem.
I'm the boss who makes employees stay late.

I'd complain, pout, and then get to work.

Do you like kids?

I have a child, so yes, I like them.

Sure, who doesn't love kids?
Kids are alright.

I don't like anyone, especially kids.

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