Which Astrological Sign Shouldn't You Date?

Jody Mabry

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

So, you want to meet the "perfect" person? Paying attention to your astrological sign will tell you who you should date, and just as important, who you shouldn't. Take this quiz to find out exactly which signs you should stay away from!

How do you plan for dinner?

I schedule dinner a week in advance based on my Pinterest pins.

I plan light and delicate meals. Romance is the name of the game.
I just wing it and eat out a lot.

Depends on how I'm feeling that day.

How do you kiss?

Lips only.

My kisses are passionate.
I mix it up and I am all over the place.

Sometimes pecking and sometimes all out.

What are you doing on a Friday night?

We have a couples dinner date every Friday evening at 6:30 p.m.

Hopefully something sexy.
Who knows?

Probably renting a movie, but I also might go to bed early.

Do you really make decisions based on astrology?

All of my decisions are based on astrology.

Sometimes.
Only for fun.

Rarely.

How do you sleep?

I'm all over the place.

In the fetal position.
I sleep on my back.

I have no idea.

What kind of a driver are you?

I'm fast and furious.

My emotions are up and down - same as my foot on the pedal.
I'm conservative.

Who knows? I'm always daydreaming.

You see someone cute. Do you make the first move?

Nope.

It's possible.
Without hesitation.

Maybe. Depends if I am feeling attractive.

You find $10 on the ground. What do you do next?

I'd purchase the first thing I saw.

I'd spend it at the arcade.
I deposit the money into my savings account.

I think I'd just put it in my wallet for when I need it.

How do you grocery shop?

I don't.

I walk around just looking for stuff that looks good.
I shop with a list.

I wing it.

Where are you likely to eat dinner?

A rooftop bar.

Probably at home. I don't even want to see people right now.
At home.

Somewhere romantic.

What are you most attracted to in a significant other?

Their booty.

Personality.
Chest.

Humor.

When do you wake up?

I'm up by 3:00 a.m. every day.

Whenever the sun gets up.
7:30 a.m. every day.

No clue. Noon? Midnight? Do I even wake up?

What type of car would you invest in?

An SUV.

A sport car.
A Sedan.

Hopefully a good one.

Which leisure activity would drive you nuts?

Fishing.

Shopping.
Sun bathing.

Playing a sport.

Where would you like to go on vacation?

The Caribbean.

Let's wing it.
Alaska.

Europe.

Which of these would be least embarrassing?

Walking out of the bathroom with toilet paper sticking to my butt.

Stumbling into a table of people.
Walking into a freshly cleaned glass door.

Sitting down at the wrong table and eating off a stranger's plate.

How would you describe your personality?

Creative.

Amorous.
Humanitarian.

Ambitious.

Are you good with money?

Nope.

I track every expense and deposit.
I try... but am still not very good.

I make so much money it doesn't matter.

What is most important to your retirement?

Having a place to live.

Health insurance.
Saving money.

That's still too far away to think about.

What is the limit of your gambling?

There's a limit?

Lottery tickets.
I'll place a dollar bet with a friend.

I bet big on sports.

Which is your dream job?

Artist.

President of the United States.
Chef.

Novelist.

Which job would make you miserable?

Actuary.

Data entry specialist.
Postal carrier.

Food server.

How amorous are you?

Bleh. I'm not.

I'm amorous...with many people.
Depends how I'm feeling, but I get a lot of headaches.

I enjoy my PDA.

How do your relationship arguments end?

With slamming doors.

With unforgivable name calling.
I've never been in a fight.

We talk it out.

Are you healthy?

I try to eat well.

Not at all.
I work out like a beast.

I like pecan pie. So, no.

What is essential for you to enjoy working out?

My tunes.

Playing a sport I love.
Having a fun partner.

There is nothing essential because I ain't gonna do it.

Which movie would you like to cuddle up to over the weekend?

"Ferris Bueller's Day Off"

"The Secret Life of Walter Mitty"
"My Best Friend's Wedding"

"The Shawshank Redemption"

Would you consider yourself a perfectionist?

Only with things I love or know a lot about.

Ha-ha. Nope.
Yes.

No, that would require a lot of rules.

How do you clean yourself?

I take baths.

I take showers.
I prefer a hot shower, but only take one a couple times a week.

I got people for that.

Where are you most likely to be asked out?

The bar where everyone is drunk.

At work.
At the gym.

Nowhere.

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