What’s Your Redneck Car?

By: Lauren Lubas
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About This Quiz

Whether you dream of a Ferrari or a Tesla, you know that there are a lot of different luxury vehicles out there for you. Most of them, you probably can't afford, but you can dream about them. If you ever win the lottery, you can get one dream car for every day of the week, but not until you actually win the lottery. 

While it is common for Americans (and humans for that matter) to see themselves in vehicles for the rich, we rarely consider things the other way. For example, what kind of car would you drive if you lived in a trailer park or the backwoods of Kentucky? What is your redneck car? Is it the beat-up pickup? The breeder bus? The Franken-ride? Or are you trailer park fab? All of these vehicles will get you where you need to go, but some of them might require jump starts in the middle of traffic.

If you're curious what car you'd be driving through the trailer park on your way to pick up your crew, we can tell you, but we need to know a little bit about your personality first. Answer these simple questions, and we'll tell you what your redneck car actually is.

What singer are you most likely to listen to while driving?

What do you eat while you're driving?

Which of these is on your dashboard?

What does your favorite bumper sticker say?

How do you fix a broken mailbox?

How many children do you have?

When you're having a bad day, what do you do to relax?

If it's time to party, what are you wearing?

How often do you eat fast food?

What is your guilty pleasure song?

Which of these is your favorite show?

Who do you talk to when you're feeling depressed?

How do you know when it's time to go to Walmart?

How many hours a week do you work?

What scent is your air freshener?

What do you do when you see police lights behind you?

If a cop gave you a ticket, how would you respond?

Do you drive the speed limit?

If your car is messy, would you give a friend a ride?

Would you let a friend drive your car?

What do you do when your windshield is cracked?

How often do you get road rage?

What is your dream car?

Does your current car have video entertainment for your passengers?

Do you make your passengers wear seat belts?

Have you ever been in a car accident?

How many miles do you drive in a week?

What do you do when you see rust on your car?

In your opinion, what is the prettiest color for a car?

Do you finance your current vehicle?

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