What Chuck Norris Joke Defines Your Life?

Brian Whitney

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About This Quiz

Some call them Chuck Norris jokes, but those in the know call them Chuck Norris facts because when Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, the sharks are in the steel cage. Which Chuck Norris joke defines your life?

You need to rescue your friends from a bad guy, how do you do it?

What is the coolest thing about Chuck Norris?

What is your best quality?

What cut of steak would you pick?

How tough are you?

What do you like doing when you're not kicking butt?

What would you be most likely to be in another life?

Which movie would you watch?

Which Chuck Norris joke you like the most?

When you hear the words Chuck Norris, what do you do?

When Chuck Norris was born he...

Walker Texas Ranger is...

How do you woo the opposite sex?

Why did you get in trouble at school?

How many photos exist of Chuck Norris getting punched?

What is your middle name?

How many guys could you fight at once?

What type of music do you like?

What is the best way to get your way?

What Olympic sport would you choose?

Who is your favorite action star other than Chuck Norris?

What is your way of fighting called?

How many times have you counted to infinity?

Who would you be in a criminal gang?

How many hours do you work out a week?

Who is your favorite superhero?

What would you choose?

What kind of book would you read?

How do you look in a cowboy hat?

What degree Black Belt could you attain?

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