What Chuck Norris Joke Defines Your Life?

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Brian Whitney

5 Min Quiz

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Some call them Chuck Norris jokes, but those in the know call them Chuck Norris facts because when Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, the sharks are in the steel cage. Which Chuck Norris joke defines your life?

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What do you like doing when you're not kicking butt?

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Which movie would you watch?

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Which Chuck Norris joke you like the most?

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When you hear the words Chuck Norris, what do you do?

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When Chuck Norris was born he...

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How many photos exist of Chuck Norris getting punched?

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How many guys could you fight at once?

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Who is your favorite action star other than Chuck Norris?

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How many times have you counted to infinity?

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