Take This Yes Or No Quiz And We'll Guess If You're American!

By: Teresa M.
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About This Quiz

During this hilarious game of "Yes or No" you are going to fill us in on things American. Judging by your responses, we will then be able to tell if you are actually American, if you're are binational, or if you're not an American at all! Being from another country should not deter you from taking the quiz! You might be more American at heart than you realize. 

Whether you could eat a dozen hot dogs or scarf down an entire apple pie, is, ultimately, irrelevant. However, we're going to go out on a limb and say that knowing where to get the best hot dog in your town will let us know more about you than you could ever imagine. From your simple yes or no responses, we'll be able to determine your level of patriotism and exactly how American you should consider yourself. There are no right or wrong answers, but answering with your gut will certainly give you away. 

You might not know all the words to the American national anthem, but we're not going to base your American-ness upon those sort of things. We're going to take you to a granular level, so we understand you more. Are you ready? 

Do you work 40 hours a week or more?

Are you as honest as Abraham Lincoln?

Do you speak more than one language?

Do you attend Super Bowl parties with your friends every year?

Do you like ketchup on your hot dogs or coneys?

Did you get your driver's license before your 20th birthday?

Does your car payment cost more than your mortgage or rent?

Do you vote in both local and national elections?

Do you know all the words to "The Star Spangled Banner?"

Have you attended a major league baseball game in the past five years?

Would you say that soccer is your favorite sport of all?

Do you prefer that your steaks be cooked to well done?

Do you consider meatloaf and mashed potatoes the best comfort food on earth?

Do you like cheeseburgers more than you like Reubens?

Do you ever carpool with your coworkers during the work week?

Would you ever consider running for public office?

Would you like to take a cross country road trip with your best friend?

Do you watch the evening news when you get home from work?

Do you own a large truck or more than one car?

Do you still believe it's still possible to achieve the American Dream?

Do you find yourself throwing away a lot of food?

Have you ever played basketball on a team?

Do you throw or attend a huge party on the 4th of July?

Do you consider yourself to have a great set of ethics about your work?

Do you always get your taxes filed before the April 15th deadline?

Would you prefer owning your own home over renting an apartment?

Did you ever watch "The A-Team" when you were growing up?

Would you consider it an honor to have dinner with the U.S. president?

Have you ever visited the Washington monument in Washington, D.C.?

Do you get a full 8-10 hours of sleep every night?

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