The ultimate "Dumb and Dumber" quotes quiz! Can you remember who said these hilarious lines?

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By: Heather Cahill

6 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

"Dumb and Dumber" has many memorable and unique quotes packed into the hilarious comedy! Think you know all of the wacky lines? Take the quiz to find out!

Which character said this line: "Well g'day, mate. Let's put another shrimp on the barbie."

Lloyd said this line to a woman while he was asking her for directions. She said she was from Austria, but Lloyd thought she meant Australia!

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Which character said: "I got worms."

Lloyd said this line to Mary as he was driving her to the airport. Luckily, Lloyd explained what he meant afterwards, telling Mary that it was the name of the shop he and Harry wanted to open!

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Which character said: "Statistically, they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport, you know, like in a head-on crash, or flying off a cliff, or getting trapped under a gas truck!"

Lloyd said this to Mary while he was taking her to the airport. He was trying to comfort her after he asked her if she was nervous about her flight!

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Which character said: "Excuse me, little old lady, do you have change for a dollar?"

Lloyd said this to a lady walking by. When she said that she didn't have change, he asked her to watch his stuff while he ran inside the store. When he came back out, all of his things were gone!

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Which character said: "I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog."

Harry said this line to Lloyd after they both broke the news that they had lost their jobs that day. Lloyd was a limo driver and Harry was a dog groomer.

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Which character said: "It's a love memento."

Lloyd said this to Harry after he asked about the briefcase that Lloyd had. Lloyd told Harry about Mary, who he had met that day, and his feelings for her.

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Which character said: "I don't bet."

Harry said this line to Lloyd. Lloyd was surprised to find out that his friend refused to gamble, even though Harry said that Lloyd already knew it!

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Which character said: "We usually don't pick up hitchhikers... but I'm gonna go with my instinct on this one. Saddle up, partner!"

Lloyd said this when he was pretending to be a hitchhiker. The three of them ended up stopping at a restaurant shortly after!

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Which character said: "Make it four boilermakers."

Sea Bass said this to Harry and Lloyd when they went to apologize to him. They offered to buy him drinks, but ended up sneaking away and making Sea Bass and the other guys pay for their tab!

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Which character said: "No, it's a cardigan. But thanks for noticing!"

Harry said this line while he and Lloyd were being followed by a police officer. The police officer told them to pull over, and this was Harry's response!

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Which character said: "I called her up and she gave me some crap about not listening to her enough, or something like that. I don't know. I wasn't really paying attention."

Harry said this to Lloyd while they were staying in a hotel. He was telling Lloyd about a girl who he was in a relationship with and why it went south.

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Which character said: "I just thought she was a raging alcoholic!"

Lloyd said this to Harry when they were talking about how Mary stood up Lloyd at the bar that day. Harry was confused as to why someone would want to meet at a bar at 10 a.m.!

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Which character said: "Relax, they ain't gonna be running around nowhere after I dump a little rat poison in their Shirley Temple."

Mental said this on the phone while he was at the restaurant with Harry and Lloyd. He had no idea that Harry and Lloyd had something planned for him when he returned to the table!

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Which character said: "Funny, I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this."

Harry said this to Lloyd as they drove through the state. Not long after, they realized that they were driving the wrong way!

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Which character said: "Extra gloves? You've had this pair of extra gloves the whole time?"

Harry said this to Lloyd after he told Lloyd that his fingers were frozen. He was pretty upset to find out that Lloyd had an extra pair of gloves with him the whole time!

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Which character said: "Spilling the salt is very bad luck. We're driving across the country. The last thing we need is bad luck."

Lloyd said this to Harry in the restaurant after he spilled some salt. He made Harry throw it over his shoulder to rid them of the bad luck!

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Which character said: "Some little filly break your heart?"

Lloyd said this to Harry when they were talking about his relationship with Fraida Felcher. Harry and Fraida had broken up after she sent him a "John Deere" letter.

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Which character said: "What are you, a camel?"

Harry said this to Lloyd while they were driving, and Lloyd desperately had to use the bathroom. Lloyd used some empty beer bottles that they had in the car to relieve himself!

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Which character said: "Come on, Cinderella. It's time to get you ready for the ball!"

Harry said this to Lloyd after he read the newspaper. It talked about how Mary Swanson's family was hosting a gala that night!

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Which character said: "The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned feeling where I'd do anything to bone her."

Lloyd said this line to Harry while they were having a conversation about girlfriends. They talked about when they would be ready for commitment.

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Which character said: "Nice set of hooters you got there."

Harry said this to Mary about the owls that were at the gala. This was Mary's first impression of Harry, but he was able to clarify that he was talking about the owls and all was well!

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Which character said: "How could anybody whack a bird with a cork?"

J. P. Shay said this line after one of the snow owls was killed. Harry and Lloyd were celebrating with champagne, but the cork flew out and hit the owls. To make matters worse, they were endangered.

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Which character said: "These are fashionable Euro-trash ski trousers."

Harry said this to Lloyd after he questioned Harry on what he was wearing. Harry lied to Lloyd, telling him that he set up a date for him and Mary. Harry was actually going skiing with her himself!

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Which character said: "Say kids, you wouldn't happen to have a cup of warm water, would you?"

Harry said this after some kids got onto the ski lift with him. He had stuck his tongue to the cold pole on the chair and couldn't get it off!

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Which character said: "Oh, well pardon me, Mr. Perfect! I guess I forgot that you never, ever make a mistake!"

Lloyd said this to Harry after they got stranded. Lloyd went all the way into town afterwards to trade in the van so they could get on the road again!

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Which character said: "I hope you're not using the toilet. It's broken."

Mary said this to Harry after he arrived at her house and quickly ran to use the bathroom. Lloyd had secretly given Harry Turbo Lax before he left!

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Which character said: "You mean to say that you drive 2,000 miles just for me?"

Mary said this to Lloyd after he took her back to his hotel room, where he returned her briefcase to her. She was ecstatic that Lloyd had done all of that just for her!

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Which character said: "That's as good as money, sir. Those are our IOU's. You can add them up yourself, every penny is accounted for."

Lloyd said this to Nicholas Andre when he opened the briefcase and realized that his money was gone. Nicholas wasn't very happy to hear this!

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Which character said: "Just tell me where to sign, bud!"

Harry said this to Lloyd while Nicholas Andre was holding them hostage. They decided that they were going to stop being friends right there!

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Which character said: "If it's any consolation, you're about to be reunited."

Nicholas Andre said this to Lloyd after he supposedly killed Harry. He didn't know that Harry had been wearing a bulletproof vest and had a gun!

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Which character said: "I'm the rightful owner of that briefcase you've been carrying around."

Nicholas said this to the guys and Mary while holding them hostage. He had been following the guys throughout their entire trip to Aspen!

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Which character said: "You know why I like you, Harry? Because you're a regular guy. Yep. That's why I want you to stay regular."

Lloyd said this to Harry before he was going to meet Mary. He put some Turbo Lax in Harry's drink to help him stay "regular."

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Which character said: "I swallowed a big june bug while we were driving, I'm not really hungry."

Lloyd said this to Harry after they arrived in Aspen. The two set off to find out where Mary lived soon after they arrived in Aspen.

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Which character said: "You left it at the airport, ya big goof!"

Lloyd said this to Mary when he went to to her house to tell her that he had the briefcase she had left at the airport.

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Which character said: "I'm sick and tired of being a nobody."

Lloyd said this to Harry when they were fighting about going to Aspen. Lloyd told Harry that Aspen would be a great opportunity for them.

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