1. His mom and dad
   His mom
2. Foster parents
   His grandparents

In the episode "Tsst," Cartman's mother hires the dog whisperer to teach her son discipline after two television nannies fail. Only Cesar Millan can tame Cartman.

1. Cartman
   Kyle
2. Kenny
   Stan

Although Kenny typically came back the next episode, the show creators decided to kill him off for good in season 5. They left him dead for most of season 6 before finally bringing him back. Even the creators couldn't keep Kenny from coming back to life.

1. Jewish
   Christian
2. Muslim
   Pagan

Cartman and Kyle have developed a rivalry on the show that is driven by Cartman's anti-Semitic language towards Kyle and Jews in general. Cartman often demeaningly calls Kyle a "Jew" while Kyle calls Cartman "fat." Boys will be boys though.

1. Carpenter
   Preacher
2. Chef
   Geologist

Although Randy is a geologist, he has taken on other jobs for various reasons. He once took a job as a mall security guard because he wanted to get into the mall before all the Christmas shoppers.

1. Alabama
   Oregon
2. Colorado
   New York

While there is an occasional episode during the summer or other seasons, South Park is almost always in the middle of winter with snow on the ground and characters wearing winter clothes.

1. Chef
   Jimbo
2. Randy
   Mayor McDaniels

In the episode "Chef Goes Nanners," Chef's anger leads him to convert to Islam. He changes his name to "Abdul Mohammed Jabar Rauf Kareem Ali." By the end of the episode, Chef admits his anger almost made him a racist.

1. Hubert
   Franklin
2. Mr. Hankey
   Peanut

Mr. Hankey is a Christmas based character in the show that gives gifts to kids who had diets strong in fiber. There was a Christmas CD released called "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" that included songs sung during Christmas specials on the show.

1. a bathroom
   a closet
2. a car
   a bank vault

In the episode, Tom Cruise sees himself as a failure in the eyes of L. Ron Hubbard's reincarnation, which is Stan. Stan tells Cruise that his acting is just okay causing Cruise to lock himself in a closet. Cruise only comes out after the president of Scientology admits that the religion is a scam.

1. Starla
   Amanda
2. Blake Lively
   Ming Li

After a bull riding accident, Cartman suffers memory loss and thinks he is a Vietnamese prostitute. When he regains his memory, Cartman believes it was all a dream and part of the dream included him making love to Leonardo DiCaprio. DiCaprio pulls up in a limousine and thanks Ming Li before pulling off.

1. Mysterion
   The Coon
2. The Poor Kid
   Ratman

Mysterion's first appearance was in 'The Coon." His superhero power is eternal life, as he was brought back to life each time after he died. This explains Kenny's resurrections after being killed in previous episodes.

1. the Americans
   an accident
2. the Germans
   Dolphins and Whales

In the episode "Whale Whores," the Japanese begin killing whales and dolphins because the Americans gave them a picture of a whale and dolphin dropping the atomic bomb. Stan stops the killing by telling the Japanese that cows and chickens actually dropped the bomb.

1. Large amounts of money
   Vitamins
2. Exercise
   Spreading it to someone else

When Kyle and Cartman go to Magic Johnson after contracting HIV, they realize that his life longevity is due to the large amount of cash that he keeps around him. As an experiment, they both have money injected into them and are cured of the disease.

1. Cartman
   A fifth grader
2. Chef
   His grandmother

When Butters shows up to school with a black eye, the other kids tell him to talk to his grandmother about the problem. This only leads to her bullying him more. Butters eventually stands up to her and tells her that she can't hurt him.

1. I'm Just a Boy
   Fingerbang
2. What, What In the Butt
   My Robot Friend

When Canada goes on strike, Cartman comes up with a plan to make money for them. This plan results in the song "What, What In the Butt," sung by Butters. It becomes an instant sensation on YouTube as they try to make internet money.

1. The Terrance and Phillip Show
   The Canadian Duo
2. Happy Days
   The Canadian Life

The show is based around fart gags by Terrance and Phillip. The show has little other merit behind it, but the kids of South Park find the show hilarious, while their parents fail to understand the comedy.

1. Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
   Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
2. Chef Goes Nanners
   Jared Has Aides

This episode premiered on August 13, 1997. The episode set the idea of childhood innocence against the rude behavior of its cast made up of children. This is a theme that would make the show popular for years to come.

1. A math test
   A driving test
2. The Presidential Fitness Test
   A National Academic Test

Due to Cartman's failure, his classmates start protesting that they shouldn't be punished for Cartman failing the test, which is referred to as class warfare.

1. Stan
   Cartman
2. Butters
   Randy

It all started as a joke until Randy suffered brain damage and went around warning people about the dangers of sarcasm.

1. Arnold Schwarzenegger
   Al-Qaeda
2. The Mexican Army
   Aliens

When all seemed lost in South Park, al-Qaeda saved them by crashing planes into the Jerseyite invaders.

1. Kyle
   Cartman
2. Stan
   Kenny

Everyone wants to be Stan's friend on Facebook, but all he wants is to delete his account.

1. They have no soul.
   They are the smartest kids.
2. They are God's chosen children.
   They have the most fun.

While saying they don't have souls, Cartman also says ginger kids can't survive in sunlight. When Kyle says he has red hair, Cartman calls him a daywalker, who is still a ginger with no soul but can go out in the sun.

1. His grandmother's
   A martyr's
2. Kenny's
   His dog's

After Kenny's soul is pulled from Cartman, it enters a pot roast. Later, Rob Schneider eats the roast and is possessed by Kenny.

1. Singing competition
   A dance competition
2. Eating competition
   Biggest pile of feces competition

After having the title taken from him, Randy trains to win the title back, which he eventually does.

1. Tupac
   Randy
2. Michael Jackson
   Jay Leno

Even though it is a hologram, Randy is furious when he finds out Sharon slept with him.

1. Lightbringer
   Death of a Statesman
2. Sword of Love
   Sword of a Thousand Truths

Stan uses the Sword of a Thousand Truths to kills the griefer who has absolutely no life outside of the game.

1. A bunny cake
   A Ferrari cake
2. An Acura cake
   A Hell cake

Satan is angry when he gets an Acura cake after his Ferrari cake was destroyed.

1. He wants medical marijuana
   He feels bad for people who have cancer
2. He wants people to feel bad for him
   He was challenged by Stan

After standing in front of an open microwave, Randy wakes up the next morning with testicular cancer. The first thing he ask the doctor for is a prescription for medical marijuana.

1. He's trying to kill their dog
   He won't eat his broccoli
2. He won't go to bed
   He refuses to get out of the car

Cartman wants to finish a movie but his mother wants him to go to bed. This leads to a heated debate where they both pull a gun on one another. Plenty of love to go around in that family.

1. A tiger
   An elephant
2. A dog
   A pig

After suffering multiple heart attacks, Honey Boo Boo gets a pig heart transplant. She is quite proud of it too.

1. He's trying to clean it
   He heard it would make him grow faster
2. He thinks it will turn him into a lesbian
   His mom made him

Cartman, Stan, Kenny, and Kyle are attracted to the substitute teacher in their class, but she is a lesbian. Without knowing what a lesbian is, they try to become one to attract her.

1. He makes fun of breast cancer
   He calls her fat
2. He pulled her hair
   He broke her favorite toy

After Wendy humiliates Cartman by beating him up, all the other kids reveal that they never liked him in the first place when he seeks their approval. Poor Cartman, they can't even pretend to be his friends.

1. Iggy Azalea
   Lorde
2. Miley Cyrus
   Adele

Randy became Lorde after disguising himself as a female to use the women's bathroom at work.

1. Wanna get high?
   You gonna eat that?
2. Where are my keys?
   What's going on?

Towelie thinks he needs to get high to come up with good ideas.

1. An end of the year test at school
   His girlfriend Wendy
2. A pinewood derby race
   An immigration screening

Randy builds a derby car for Stan that uses illegal material which results in the car reaching warp speed. This sets off a series of events that leads to the Earth being banned from the intergalactic community. Winning isn't everything, at least not in this case.

1. He knew their secret
   He forgot to read the terms and conditions for an update
2. He stole a sacred computer
   He owes them money

When Kyle is kidnapped, Steve Jobs uses him for a new invention called the HUMANCENTiPAD. It's not a pleasant experience for Kyle.