Tell Us About Your Online Dating Profile and We'll Guess How Long You'll Be Single!

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Zoe Samuel

6 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

Most of us have been there- you know, looking for love online. What we're focusing on is not if you found love or not; in fact, we'll tell you when you'll find love based on the way your profile looks. So, whether it's Match, Tinder, eHarmony or Christian Mingle, we want the lowdown on what you've said about yourself to snag a great catch! 

Did you tell the truth about your height, level of education and your smoking or drinking habits? Did you tell them you like long walks on the beach and reading Harry Potter novels? We care about what you said and we want to know how you said it! We want to know if you've lied, if you've catfished someone, if you bared your soul for the world to see and if you were as sweet as pie. We want to know if you're using your own pictures, a friend's or a sibling's. And don't worry, because we won't judge you. 

Based on what you've said on your profile, we'll then be able to analyze your answers and let you know just how long you'll be single for. So, be honest- we wouldn't want to get your hopes up for nothing! Now, let's get started! 

What is the first photo people see?

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How many photos are there?

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What do you say your job is?

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What do you say you're looking for in a relationship?

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How much of the day are you logged in?

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Which sites are you on?

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What's a sentence you use in your profile?

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Do you talk more about what you ARE looking for, or what you are NOT looking for?

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Do you mention any exes?

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Do you reveal much about your living situation?

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Have you had any friends assess your profile for you?

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How good is your grammar?

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Is anyone in your photos with you, and if yes, who?

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How specific is your profile?

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Do you reveal your sexual preferences vis-a-vis kink levels in your profile?

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Do you specify a preferred age range, and if so, does it overlap with your own age?

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Do you state your income?

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If a family member encountered your profile, how embarrassing would that be?

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If you ever get famous, what will the tabloids say about your dating profile?

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Did you use a spell-check?

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How many deal breakers do you mention?

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What animal, if any, is mentioned in your profile?

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Do you mention your education level?

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Do you make any generalizations about your preferred gender eg. "Most girls are X" "Men are so Y"?

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Do you refer to yourself as any of the following: a queen, a princess, a nice guy, a good man?

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Do you talk a lot about a sports team you like?

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Which celebrity, if any, do you say you admire?

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Do you mention your weight, and if so, are you honest?

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Do you mention any qualities you like in a partner besides looks, smarts, and a sense of humor?

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How long does it take to read your profile?

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