Tell Us About Your Ex and We'll Guess What Percent Petty You Are

By: Brian Whitney
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About This Quiz

Being petty is when you hang on to things that happen in your life that are trivial and don't matter a whole lot, but you still make a big deal of them, usually in a pretty negative way. We all know people that are petty, and they are usually total pains to be around but when we act petty, it can be pretty darn enjoyable. 

I mean, come on, what can be more fun than taking something small and blowing it out of proportion? There are a lot of really good tests to see how petty you might be, but none better than answering a few questions about your ex.

You know that type of person who is still friends with their ex, speaks highly of them, maybe even blames themselves for what went wrong in their relationship? How irritating is that person? What is way more fun is to be petty, to take every little thing your ex ever did and turn it into the biggest, most hurtful thing that ever existed in the entire world.

Are you ready to see where you stand on the petty scale? Well, take this quiz and answer a few questions about your ex, and we can tell you. 

Did your ex forget your anniversary?

Did you used to start text wars with your ex all the time?

Did you used to, or do you now, do a lot of subposts about your ex?

Do you look good in a crown?

Would you tell your ex what they did wrong?

Do you now secretly enjoy when your ex fails?

What do you do when you see your ex now?

Has your ex ever called you condescending?

Would you ever give your ex the silent treatment?

Would you not text back for a long time on purpose?

Are you friends on social media now?

Did you unfriend your ex or did you block them?

How often would you call your ex out?

Do your friends say that you are dramatic?

When you two argued, did you need the last word?

Did you accuse your ex of flirting a lot?

Did you complain when your ex had friends of the opposite sex?

Would you get mad when your ex went out with friends?

Would you take note of every little thing wrong your ex did?

If your ex hurt you, would you hurt them back?

Did you ever go through your exes phone?

Would you act like you weren't mad about things that you were mad about?

Would you get angry that the gifts you got for birthdays or Christmas were not nice enough?

Would you give your ex a hard time for texting when they were with you?

Would you text a lot when with your ex?

Would you ever ask your ex who they were texting?

Would you get mad if your ex asked you who you were texting?

Would you threaten to break up every time you had a small fight?

Would you leave and sleep at a friends house if you had a small fight?

How often would you change your passwords "just in case" you were being snooped on?

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