Tell Us About Your Craziest Drunken Antics and We'll Tell You Which Rock Star You Are!

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About This Quiz

If you're here, chances are that you've gotten drunk a time or five. Chances are you've gotten drunk and done some weird, crazy and hilarious things. And in true Zoo fashion, we're turning your drunken antics into a quiz that'll tell us (and you) which rockstar you are.

So, we want you to tell us how many times you've been arrested while you were drunk, how many times you've been streaking, how many times you've woken up next to a stranger while drunk and how many times you've regretted drinking. In return, we'll tell you which rock star you are.

Everyone knows drinking and rock stars go hand in hand. So who will your drunken antics say you're most like? Are you like Keith Moon? Are you the kind of person who accidentally or not-so-accidentally destroys things when alcohol enters your system? Or are you more like Keith Richards? Are you and the cops best friends when you have one too many vodkas?  Maybe you're really Ozzy Osbourne.  Are you a party animal when you're drunk but a sweetheart when you're sober? Or are you Iggy Pop? Do you become enemies with your clothing when you have a few drinks in your system?

By now, you must be jonesing to find out which rocker you are. All you need to do now is to tell us the things you get into when you're hammered. 

When was the last time you got so drunk that you blacked out?

Have you ever gone streaking when you were drunk?

What condition do you generally leave your hotel room in?

Have you ever thrown anything out of a window when you were drunk?

Do you have any groupies?

How gentle are you with animals?

How loudly do you play your music when you're drunk?

Which vacation spot would you rather party in?

Have the cops ever been called due to your partying?

Are you banned from any cities or venues?

Which fashion style best fits your look when you party?

Have you ever destroyed something just for fun while you've been drunk?

Which location would you rather party in?

Which style of music would you rather listen to while you're partying?

How would you describe your love life?

Do you smoke when you party?

Have you ever been rushed to the hospital due to partying?

Do you have any nagging physical ailments that are directly related to partying too hard?

Has anyone ever accused you of being a devil worshipper?

How often are your friends begging you to take it easy?

Does your partying reputation fit you, or have people blown it out of proportion?

How common is it for you to wake up next to someone you don't recognize?

When was the last time you found yourself mumbling, "I'm never drinking again", while your head rested against the side of the toilet?

Have you ever been arrested while drunk?

How late do you generally party?

How much of your current debt is directly related to purchases you made while partying?

Which person would you rather party with?

What is your drink of choice?

Is it kind of amazing that you're still alive?

How big is your crew?

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