Tell Us About Your Sex Life and We'll Guess What State You're From

By: Ian Fortey
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About This Quiz

There are many things in your life that could tell a person where you're from. The obvious things, like a noticeable accent, could place you as coming from Texas or Boston or Brooklyn. There are definitely some more in-depth and less obvious things out there that can give away your homefront, too. The food you like to eat may be a good indicator, for instance. If you have grits for breakfast every morning, there's a good chance you're from the south. Likewise, what you do for a living could even be an indicator of where you come from. If you're farming corn, you probably don't come from Nevada, right? But could something as unexpected as your sex life be an indicator of where you live? We like to think so.

Answer a handful of hand-picked question about your sex life, the things you like and the things you don't like in and out of the bedroom (or wherever you might be when things get intimate, we're not here to judge) and we'll use that information to determine the state in which you live. All you have to do is lean back, make yourself comfortable and take the quiz!


If you had to compare your sex life to a musical genre, what would it be?

If you're in a relationship with someone, how often would you say the two of you are having some sexy fun times?

If you absolutely had to pick something you'd rather do than have sex, what would it be?

Have you ever gotten so into what you were doing with a partner you ended up injuring yourself?

Who's more likely to propose something new and kinky, you or your partner?

Would you rather have sex in a swimming pool or on the roof of a building?

Is there any chance you'd ever attend a large swingers' party with dozens of other couples?

How would you react if you were at work and your partner texted you a dirty photo of themselves?

Do you like an extended, passionate experience or are you OK with a quickie if it's all you have time for?

Would you ever be interested in using something like handcuffs or silk scarves to tie up your partner?

Be a little arrogant here if you want to. Do you think you could teach classes in pleasing a partner?

How many people have you had a sexual encounter with at one time?

Have you ever thought about what it would be like to be a porn star?

Sex on the beach is a bit of a cliché fantasy at this point. Have you ever tried it?

Do you put on music when you're having sex or do you just go with your own natural rhythm?

If the bedroom wasn't an option for some reason, what other room in the house would you take advantage of?

If your partner busts out the dirty talk, how are you going to respond?

Have you ever blown off something you were supposed to do to have sex instead?

Have you ever hooked up with someone that you thought was seriously out of your league?

Are you satisfied with your sex life overall?

Do you take sex very seriously or are you able to laugh when you're in the moment?

Is it easy for you to talk about your sex life with others or do you keep that under wraps?

There are probably dozens of different positions people have tried. Have you ever tried standing against a wall?

The fresh air is good for you. Have you ever tried getting dirty outside?

If we were to look through all the books in your home, would we find any guides on sex and relationships?

Have you ever used tips from a magazine or a website to spice up your love life?

The sex is over. What do you do next?

What do you think is the best way to meet someone if you're just interested in hooking up?

Can you have sex with someone if you don't have feelings for them?

How many partners have you had in your life?

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