Tell Us About Your Military Career and We’ll Guess Where You Fall on the Scale From Vanilla to Kinky

Teresa McGlothlin

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About This Quiz

When you were all buttoned up in your dress uniform, were you the same person you are in the bedroom? Once you tell us about your military career, we are going to figure it out for ourselves! You might see yourself as a little vanilla in the bedroom, but did your days in the service groom you to be a master of kink?

Whether or not you could stand at attention longer than your fellow servicemembers is only one of the things that we'll need to know. It might not seem like your day-to-day military activities could say anything at all about your level of kinkiness, but we beg to differ. The way you conducted yourself when you were under the control of dominant forces has a lot to do with the way you are in the bedroom.

As you line up and get into formation to answer our questions, we expect that you'll handle yourself with the same kind of courage the military demands from its recruits. Whether you end up vanilla flavored, or you come off as kinky as a bowl full of jalapenos on the nightstand depends on the things you tell us! Where will you fall on the scale of kinkiness?

How well did you do at basic training?

Did you ever get to navigate a rocket?

When sleeping at the barracks, did you prefer the top bunk or the bottom bunk?

Did you feel sexier in your fatigues or your dress uniforms?

What were you like in the bedroom before you entered the military?

Are you still in touch with any of your hookups from your military days?

When you were in the service, were you in any long-term relationships?

When you were serving, where was the strangest place you ever woke up?

Were you the same person both in and out of uniform?

Which military film was your enlisted time most like?

Which branch of the military did you serve in?

Did you ever go out with any of your superior officers?

Were you ever deployed?

What was the best thing you learned from your time in the military?

Did you spend most of your time on or off the military base?

How would your military buddies have described your partying style?

What sort of reputation did you have with your peers?

How big was the biggest weapon you handled in the military?

Where did you prefer to go when you were on vacation?

Do you keep what happened in the military back in the military?

Were you ever stationed overseas?

Are you still serving in the military?

Did you hang out with a lot of younger recruits?

How much have you changed since your military days?

Is there anything you would have done differently with your military career?

In your experience, did soldiers have more fun than sailors?

What was the biggest accomplishment in your military career?

How well did you take orders back then?

Would you consider reenlisting?

Which famous veteran did you model your military career after?

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