Seinfeld: Who Said It Quiz?

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How well do you remember the lines from the TV show about nothing?

Who said this memorable line: "Hello, Jerry."

Jerry's reply was always "Hello, Newman."

Who said this memorable line: "Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later?"

Jerry said that great line after a telemarketer bothered him at home to switch his long distance services to TMI long distance.

Who said this memorable line: "Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop. "

Kramer took over a city bus when the driver was unable to drive. Jerry replied to his line, "You kept making all the stops? ? To which Kramer replied, "Well, people kept ringing the bell! "

Who said this memorable line: "You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high."

To which Jerry replied, "I went out with you." Elanine shot back with, "That's because my standards are too low."

Who said this memorable line: "Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. Death is #2. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy."

As a stand-up comedian, it's a good thing Jerry would rather speak in front of people.

Who said this memorable line: "Kramer goes to a fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating. THAT'S a fantasy camp."

George was jealous that no matter what Kramer did, it always worked out for him. Everything that George tried he failed at.

Who said this memorable line: "You’re becoming one of the glitterati."

George asked, "What's that?" Kramer replied, "People who glitter."

Who said this memorable line: "Elaine, can you keep a secret?"

Good or bad, Elaine was honest in her reply, "No sir, I can’t."

Who said this memorable line:"Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?"

Jerry replied, "Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind."

Who said this memorable line: "It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST-OF-US."

Frank started Festivus after a doll he tried to buy for George was ripped out of his hands by another man. Frank beat the other man and thought that there had to be another way. A new holiday was born!

Who said this memorable line: "Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship."

Jerry was pretty happy with this rfevelation and replied, "Sex to SAVE the friendship. Well if we have to, we have to."

Who said this memorable line: "Stunned by soup?"

Talking about the Soup Nazi Jerry replied, "You can’t eat this soup standing up. Your knees buckle."

Who said this memorable line: "She’s got a little Marissa Tomei thing goin’ on."

George was checking out a woman he'd like to date, but Jerry thought she's out of George's league with this reply, "Ah, too bad you’ve got a little George Costanza thing goin’ on."

Who said this memorable line: "She calls me up at my office. She says, “We have to talk.”

Jerry can't stand it when that happens, which is evenident in his reply, " Ugh. The four worst words in the English language."

Who said this memorable line: "Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization. In the past twenty years, you have caused myself, and the city of New York, a good deal of distress as we have watched you take our beloved Yankees and reduced them to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of your massive ego."

This line impressed Steinbrenner and got George hired by the Yankees.

Who said this memorable line: "I think you’re thinking of ‘You’re not supposed to eat 24 hours before surgery’."

Kramer replied, "Oh, you gotta eat before surgery. You need your strength."

Who said this memorable line: "Well, maybe I don’t use my exclamation points as haphazardly as you do."

Elaine replied to her boyfriend Jake, "You don’t think that someone having a baby warrants an exclamation point."

Who said this memorable line: "You very bad man, Jerry. Very bad man."

Babu yelled this from the stand during the series finale court trial.

Who said this memorable line: "Is it possible I’m not attractive as I think I am?"

Elaine should know better than to ask that question. Jerry responded, "Anything’s possible."

Who said this memorable line: "People on dates shouldn’t even be allowed out in public."

Jerry said his line after watching a couple make-out in public.

Who said this memorable line: "Who knows? It’s like asking where’s Waldo."

Jerry's line was a reply to Elaine's question, "Where’s Kramer?"

Who said this memorable line: "The show is about nothing!"

George and Jerry were pitching their show about nothing to NBC.

Who said this memorable line: "I want to make a good entrance. I never makes good entrances."

Jerry replied, "You have made some good exits."

Who said this memorable line: "You have the chicken, the hen, and the rooster. The chicken goes with the hen... So who is having sex with the rooster?"

Frank's wife Estelle was trying to make dinner as Frank questioned life.

Who said this memorable line: "George Costanza... Is getting *married*! "

No one could believe that someone would be crazy enough to marry George.

Who said this memorable line: "Why does everything have to be so... jokey with you?"

Jerry replied, "I'm a comedian."

Who said this memorable line: "Just remember, when you control the mail, you control... information."

New man loved his job as a U.S. mailman. To him, that job was the ultimate power trip.

Who said this memorable line: "I'm out! "

Kramer, George, and Elaine had a contest to see who could go the longest wiithout masturbating. Kramer was the first one out.

Who said this memorable line: "The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish."

George was telling the story of the time he saved a dolphin by removing a golf ball from its blowhole.

Who said this memorable line: "I can feel his blood inside of me, borrowing things from my blood."

Kramer gave Jerry blood earlier in the day.

Who said this memorable line: "Vandelay! Say Vandelay!"

Jerry was supposed to answer the phone, not Kramer. George had given a potential employer Jerry's number for a reference from Vandelay Industries.

Who said this memorable line: "I'm gonna hire you as my latex salesman? I don't think so. Why would I do that?"

George replied, "Because I asked you to."

Who said this memorable line: "Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?"

Jerry replied, "Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind. "

Who said this memorable line: "You don't think she'd yada yada sex?"

Elaine raised her hand and replied, "I've yada yada'ed sex."

Who said this memorable line: "Well, I'm out there, George."

George replied, "You're not out there! You can't be, because *I* am out there. And if I see *you* out there, there's not enough voltage in this world to electroshock me back into coherence!"

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