Reveal How Dirty Your Mind Is and We'll Guess Your IQ!

By: Teresa M.
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About This Quiz

Does your dirty mind stop you from getting your work done as quickly as you could, or can you squelch your lusty thoughts? There's nothing wrong with having a dirty mind! In fact, we encourage it during this quiz. The way you respond to our playful questions will certainly let us know how much you think about doing the deed. It will also tell us how smart you are! 

Just like science has proven that those of us who swear like sailors are more intelligent, it works the same way with an active, dirty mind! We would never dream of giving away your answers, so we need you to be completely truthful with your responses! After we get to know the things that get your motor revving and the things you find provocative, we will tell you where you fall on the IQ scale. You should never underestimate the power of your mind - especially when it comes to dirty thoughts! 

Make yourself comfortable and let your mind wander to the response that suits you best! The things you tell us will be analyzed against IQ tests, and your level of intelligence will be made clear. Are you ready to find out?

What do you think when you see someone licking an ice cream cone?

Which word makes you giggle most?

How many times a day do you think about sex?

How would you last ex describe your bedroom skills?

What do you think when you see someone bend over to pick something up?

Which food do you find sexiest?

Which word starts with D and ends with K?

Do you laugh when you hear the number 69?

What does the word nasty make you think of?

How many times a week do you get lucky?

When is the last time you had an erotic dream?

Which movie has the best sex scene?

Have you ever looked at pictures of dragonfly sex?

Which actress do you find sexiest?

Which physical feature do you first notice in others?

What do you think when someone has they have big feet?

What is your current relationship status?

Does music put you in the mood?

Which actor do you find most attractive?

What would you do if you saw two dogs getting it on?

When is the last time you got busy?

Have you ever fantasized about a coworkers?

Have you ever had a one-night stand?

How many long-term relationships have you had?

Which animal are you most like in the bedroom?

Do you think you are more dominant or submissive?

What quality do you like most in others?

How often do you watch porn?

How dirty are your thoughts right now?

What do you think is the sexiest thing about yourself?

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