Respond to These Science Pickup Lines and We'll Guess How Much Chemistry You Have

SCIENCE

Ian Fortey

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

When we think of romance and love, we often think of the arts rather than the sciences. You write a poem or a song for someone you care about. Maybe you paint a beautiful portrait. Science often seems cold and uncaring. But really, that's just an outward misunderstanding. After all, science can actually get to the core of love and attraction and explain so much of how and why we react in certain ways. 

Our bodies produce hormones and pheromones, and we have distinct and measurable physical reactions. There is a lot of science going on behind love, even if we don't fully understand it all. What we can understand is that science and the age-old art of trying to pick up have a lot in common.

If you feel like you have even a little affinity for science, if there's any chemistry going on in your life at all, why don't you check out some of these top-of-the-line science pick up lines and see which ones work for you? We'll check out your answers and uses of science to figure out just how much chemistry you really have. What are you waiting for? Take the quiz and see!

Baby, you must be made of copper and tellurium because you are CuTe!

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Know what my favorite element on the periodic table is? Uranium, because it's U.

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I can calculate pi to one hundred digits, but I'd rather know the seven digits of your phone number.

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Relativity isn't half as special as you are.

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You're looking like the fossilized remains of Megatherium because I am digging you.

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Just call me DNA helicase because I am ready to unzip your genes.

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Hey baby, do you have 11 protons over there? Because you are Sodium fine!

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I think you and I should get out of here and form a covalent bond together.

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You be the aluminum foil and I'll be the battery and we'll make some heat together.

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Looks like you must have dropped an electron somewhere because you are positively attractive!

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Let's make like chromosomes and be a homologous pair.

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Say I was C6 and you were H12, then all we'd need is the air we're breathing to be sweeter than sugar.

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You must be a non-volatile particle because you're raising my boiling point.

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You know, if you're following the second law of thermodynamics, you should be sharing your hotness with me.

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Baby, you're as hot as a Bunsen burner.

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You know what you remind me of? An exothermic reaction - you're just spreading that hotness everywhere.

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You know, if you were oceanic crust and I was a continent, I'd let you subduct so we could make burning hot magma.

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How about I be a twig and you be a twig and we make some friction heat by rubbing together?

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Do you know what the universe and my love for you have in common? They're infinite.

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Forget hydrogen, from where I'm standing you're my number one element.

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Whenever I'm near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.

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You and I go together like anatomy and physiology.

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You are so hot you denatured my proteins!

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Hey there, what do you say we measure the amplitude of our physical wave?

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You must be a carbon sample because I really want to date you.

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Want to convert our potential energy to kinetic energy?

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I may be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr.

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You're proof of climate change because you're raising my global temperature.

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Even if there was no gravity I think I'd fall for you.

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Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.

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