Respond to These Innuendos and We’ll Guess When You First Got Laid

By: Ian Fortey
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About This Quiz

Ahh, innuendo! The great equalizer of language! The thing that makes everyday, mundane language into a little bit of spicy fun. The reason a dog burying its bone makes you giggle and you still snicker when someone asks if you want toasted buns. Innuendos are like inside jokes that you get to share with anyone who has a like mind while it sails innocently over the head of anyone who's maybe a little more pure and innocent. 

How you deal with and respond to innuendos says a lot about you as a person. Some people toss them out like Johnny Appleseed with his, well, apple seeds. Other people do it totally unintentionally and of course, there are those who never want to indulge at all because they think it's too immature or unseemly. But you're not one of those people are you? No, you're here because you really enjoy innuendos. Innuendo puts the cream in your coffee and the salt on your nuts. 

If you let us know a little about who you are and how you like to play with words, we'll do the practically unthinkable! Respond to these innuendos and we'll tell you when you first got laid. It's a skill we have! Take the quiz and see!

Come to Subway with me, I really want a footlong!

Need a protein boost? Grab a handful of nuts!

Looks like someone here is an eager beaver!

You wanna make like some fabric softener and snuggle?

I need to update my resume. This job blows.

It's really insulting when someone lies to you with a line that's so hard to swallow, isn't it?

How's working going? Is your boss still really riding you?

Hey, it's almost 5 o'clock, don't you get off soon?

Don't you hate an overdressed hot dog? No one likes a sloppy bun.

The UPS guy's here. He's got a package for you.

Did you want some dessert? I have some sticky buns here.

Are you coming over later or are you going to be a little tied up?

It's good to call a plumber every few years to come and check your pipes, isn't it?

Don't you hate noisy neighbors? How do you get to sleep with all that banging?

The key to being a champ at basketball is decent ball handling, right?

If your hands get cold in the winter you could always find a nice, warm muff to put them in.

We're having a big BBQ this weekend. Are you OK with pulled pork?

When you were a student did you ever get a D?

New Year's Eve is always fun but be careful when you're having some champagne and you need to pop the cork.

What's the best way to deal with it when you have a bone to pick with someone?

I was just watching "Game of Thrones" and heard that winter is coming!

I wanted to hear about that big court case but the judge issued a gag order.

I was going to get some gas but I think I'll wait for the price to go down.

When dinner time rolls around do you ever find yourself craving a sausage?

So do you like a donut that has a cream filling or not?

Did the hook fall off the wall again? Maybe you need to screw it in harder.

Looks like the construction crew down the street is erecting something, doesn't it?

Careful how you handle that hose, it has a bad habit of squirting everywhere.

After a long day at work, do you ever get home and just feel stiff all over?

Hey, is that an organ grinder?

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