Play a Game of Would You Rather and We'll Guess If You're a Boob Man or a Butt Man

By: Brian Whitney
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About This Quiz

"Would You Rather" is a fun conversation and party game that starts with one person asking a question that starts with "Would You Rather?" It is a great way to get to know someone else or even find more out about yourself. Questions can be simple such as "Would you rather live in a cave or live in a tree house?" Or they can be rather difficult such as "Would you rather be cheated on 100 times and never know about it, or be cheated on once and find out right away?"

Obviously, when you play this game you get to the bottom of difficult questions and stay abreast of what matters to those in your life most, which is why we have decided to base a quiz on the most important issue that is facing modern man today, based on questions that separate every single male in the world into two different very separate and distinct categories, guys that are totally into boobs, and guys that are totally into butts.

Take this quiz and answer all these "Would You Rather" questions honestly, and we'll tell you which part of the female body you prefer, but we won't tell your girlfriends. Promise.


Would you rather have a job you love where you work 8 hours a day, or a job you hate where you worked 6 hours a day if the pay was equal?

Would you rather live without the Internet, or your phone?

Would you rather go without love or sex for the rest of your life?

Would you rather be rich and alone or poor and with your soulmate?

Would you rather be on a dating show or reality show?

Would you rather get cheated on 100 times and not know, or once and find out immediately?

Would you rather never play for a championship team, or be the star of a losing team?

Would you rather have your best friend tell you the truth and hurt your feelings, or lie and tell you what you want to hear?

Would you rather get cash or gifts for your birthday?

Would you rather have more time or more money?

Would you rather lose your sight or your hearing?

Would you rather say everything you're thinking or lose the ability to speak?

Would you rather read a great book or see a great movie?

Would you rather be popular or smart?

Word you rather stop a world war or end world hunger?

Would you rather be a kid or an adult your entire life?

Would you rather eat live bugs or a live snake?

Would you rather be stuck on an island by yourself or with someone who can't stop talking?

Would you rather die of old age before or after your spouse does?

Would you rather have no dogs or 10 dogs?

Would you rather be handsome and overweight, or have a great body and an ugly face?

Would you rather have the good news or the bad news first?

Would you rather be way too early or way too late?

Would you rather have great wealth or great health?

Would you rather have a hard time sleeping at night, or a hard time getting up in the morning?

Would you rather have a lot of OK friends or one great friend?

Would you rather have job security and low pay, or high pay and no job security?

Would you rather have a child at 16, or at 50?

Would you rather be gossiped about or ignored?

Would you rather write a novel or a song?

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