Parks & Recreation: Who Said It?

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By: Jouviane Alexandre

4 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

If you love the town of Pawnee, Indiana and their Parks Department, make sure you test your knowledge of Parks & Rec: Who Said It!

Who said this memorable quote: "After you fell asleep making Jerry's scrapbook, I went back to Season One of Fringe to check for plot holes. As I suspected, airtight."

Ben feels it's important to let Leslie know that while most shows leave blanks, Fringe is absolute perfection in its first season.

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Who said this memorable quote: "Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot."

Everyone knows that Tom is the resident baller, and he lets us in on the secret that a little work goes a LONG way.

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Who said this memorable quote: "I wonder who else was born in Eagleton. Voldemort, Probably."

Leslie's love for Pawnee is only paralleled by her intense hate for Eagleton.

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Who said this memorable quote: "There is only one bad word: taxes."

Even though Ron works for the government, he couldn't hate it anymore than the one thing that is always guaranteed: taxes.

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Who said this memorable quote: "If you don't like what I post, don't follow me."

Donna is heavily into social media, and she posts some pretty risque things on there, but her message to her haters is if you don't like her content, don't follow her!

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Who said this memorable quote: "They can laugh at me all they want. Because two more years until I retire with full benefits and pension... and I am gonna get myself a stack of mystery novels, a box of cigars, and I am gonna sit back and enjoy my life."

Jerry is usually the butt of all the jokes in the Parks department, but he just lets it roll off his back because soon he'll be retiring with his beautiful wife.

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Who said this memorable quote: "When life gives you lemons, steal your grandma's jewelry and go clubbin'."

Tom's best friend, Jean Ralphio pretty much only had three things in mind: money, girls, and partying.

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Who said this memorable quote: "Okay, because now I have everyone in city hall sending me pictures of their junk asking me if they have mumps."

When everyone discovers that Ann is a nurse, all the councilmen send her inappropriate photos for a personal diagnosis.

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Who said this memorable quote: "I don't know who Ann Taylor is but I hate her and want to kill her."

Clearly, April hates any and everyone who goes by the name 'Ann.'

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Who said this memorable quote: "If Tom were a bag of flour, that flour would never grow up to be a happy, well-adjusted loaf of bread. Much less a bran muffin, which is the highest honor flour can achieve."

Between his obsession with fitness and a proper diet, Chris always spoke in riddles that somehow always made sense in the end.

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Who said this memorable quote: "I didn't actually sell my last car. I just forgot where I parked it."

Andy wasn't too bright, especially when he managed to break both of his legs, but we're sure his car is off somewhere collecting a bunch of tickets.

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Who said this memorable quote: "My marbles are full of mouth today."

Jerry can never catch a break, especially when he's mixing his words, like saying 'twout' instead of 'trout.'

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Who said this memorable quote: "Yes, I'm a hunter. And, it's 'you' season."

Outspoken Donna was never afraid to let her feelings be known, especially when she was out looking for a man.

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Who said this memorable quote: "I'll be on you 24/7. I'll be like your family. I'm here when you get here in the morning, sure enough. I'll be tucking you into bed at night."

When Tom recommends Jean Ralphio to be Ron's assistant, Jean Ralphio takes it to level 100, a level we're sure Ron doesn't appreciate.

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Who said this memorable quote: "Most people would say 'the deets,' but I say 'the tails.' Just another example of innovation."

Always trying to start a new trend or business, Tom would give you all 'the tails' on how he's become so successful.

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Who said this memorable quote: "Jogging is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?"

You would think, Ann, the nurse, would be all for staying healthy by jogging, but that's one task you won't be able to convince her to do.

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Who said this memorable quote: "Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless."

Ron's love for meat has definitely translated into his love for bulky animals, so don't bring your small pups or cats around him!

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Who said this memorable quote: "Horizons are dumb. Never broaden your horizons."

What are horizons anyway? According to April, don't listen to those who tell you to broaden your horizons. Stay where you are!

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Who said this memorable quote: He's not going to be able to keep anything from me. In high school, they used to call me Angela Lansbury, but that was because of my haircut."

Murder She Wrote has nothing on Leslie. A self-proclaimed investigator, Leslie knows that no one can sneak past her because she's the modern day, Angela Lansbury.

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Who said this memorable quote: "Goodbye, Ann Perkins, my faithful employee. Hello, Ann Perkins, my fallopian princess."

When Chris and Ann decide to have a child together, Ann stops working for the Parks department and Chris appoints her his 'fallopian princess.'

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Who said this memorable quote: "Idaho cut their parks department by 80 percent. And Idaho is basically one giant park."

When Pawnee has to cut part of their parks department, Ben tries to reason with Leslie by letting her know what Idaho went through. At least they've got their potatoes!

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Who said this memorable quote: "If you rearrange the letters of Peru, you get Europe."

Andy might not be the smartest in his comparison of the country and the continent, but maybe his 'observation' will be a good lyric for his band, Mouse Rat.

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Who said this memorable quote: "The air is so fresh. It's disgusting."

April started working at the Parks department as part of an internship, but the fact that she stayed doesn't mean she loves parks or fresh air.

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Who said this memorable quote: "I hope you brought a change of clothes because your eyes are about to piss tears."

In case you didn't know, Jean Ralphio lets us know that pissing tears is an actual thing.

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Who said this memorable quote: "Have you seen those Dothraki dudes? They can get it!"

Donna is up on everything social media wise, so why wouldn't she know about the attractive soldiers from Game of Thrones?

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Who said this memorable quote: "Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish... and feed yourself. He's a grown man. And fishing's not that hard."

If you thought Ron was handing out fishing lessons, you're wrong. If he can build chairs and fish, then he expects that you can, too!

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Who said this memorable quote: "No, that's Buckingham Palace. Hogwarts is fictional. You do know that, don't you? It's important to me that you know that."

When Andy mistakes The Buckingham Palace as Hogwarts, Ben feels its his duty to make sure that Andy knows that Hogwarts is a fictional place.

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Who said this memorable quote: "Well, I guess your uter-you and my uter-me are now our uter-us."

When Chris and Ann decided to have a child, there was no shortage of jokes and puns that Chris had rolling around in his head.

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Who said this memorable quote: "As Leslie's Maid of Honor, I really need her bachelorette party to go well, which is why I'm stress-eating these gummy penises."

Ann Perkins is never one to really stress over anything, but when Leslie's bachelorette party came around, she ate pounds and pounds of sugar.

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Who said this memorable quote: "I think that comic sans always screams fun, right?"

While we might look to real life for things that scream fun, Jerry looks at the smaller things like "fun" fonts to make flyers stand out.

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Who said this memorable quote: "When I bet on horses, I never lose. Why? I bet on all the horses."

If you couldn't tell, Tom is obsessed with being a winner, and by betting on all horses, he's definitely winning something!

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Who said this memorable quote: "Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love."

Leslie's great at a lot of things, and making sure people know she's the best at something is one of them!

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Who said this memorable quote: "Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something."

When he's not building a chair or eating bacon and eggs, Ron is ditching downward dog for the better alternative of fishing.

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Who said this memorable quote: "Zerts are what I call desserts. Tray-trays are entrees. I call sandwiches 'sammies,' 'sandoozles,' or 'Adam Sandlers.'

Tom is always looking for something to make him cooler, and shortening names is one of them in his book.

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Who said this memorable quote: "We have to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work has to come third."

As much as Leslie loves her job in the Parks department, she definitely knows that work isn't the most important thing in the world! Friends and waffles definitely come before it!

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