Make Some Drunken Decisions and We'll Reveal Your Ultimate Destiny!

LIFESTYLE

Mark Lichtenstein

6 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

Are you ready to take this quiz? No, really. Really? Okay. Okay. Right. Hold my beer a second while I get this set up for you. Right. So we're gonna make some decisions, okay? Alright? And you're going to choose the outcomes. And then we're going to reveal your ulti-hick!-ultimate destiny.

Where do you want to go tonight?

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Did she just look at you?

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What are you gonna say?

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Then what?

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No, but seriously, which one is the best?

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What game are we playing?

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What do you want to get for the second round?

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Where are we?

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Where do we put the body?

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How did we wind up in Reno?

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Is that a police car behind us?

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Where did you get this baggie, sir?

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A guy in a roadhouse offers you a ride. Do you take it?

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We're out of money! How are we going to get back home?

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Where did all this cash come from?

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You're broke at a casino and some sketchy dude offers you credit. Do you take it?

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Someone offers you a job as ambassador to Monaco. Want it?

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You are drunk and some stranger offers you a job. You have to make a resume but you don't have your computer. What do you do?

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You're stuck without a bathroom in London, in the middle of the night. What do you do?

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Dude! You lost your passport! What now?

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You've just awakened in the back of an interstate bus. You don't know where it's going. You're alone. The bus driver does not speak English. What do you do?

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Some guy in uniform offers you a bunch of money to participate in government medical research. Do you take it?

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You come out of your haze standing in front of Elvis in a wedding chapel, a stripper (male or female) by your side. Everyone turns to you as though they expect you to say something. What do you say?

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Where did that roll of $10K come from?

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Want to do some shots now?

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You are offered a flaming Doctor Pepper. Do you take it?

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It's 3 a.m. Do you want to go home and catch an hour of sleep before work or power through?

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It's 8 a.m. Are you going to stop drinking and go to work?

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It's 11 a.m. Are you going to finally stop drinking and go to work?

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You wanna fight, bro?

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