Make a Sex Playlist and We'll Tell You Your Stripper Name!

Amanda Monell

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About This Quiz

You just found out that your best friend in the entire world since forever is getting married! You've been added to the bridal party, and even though there are tons of plans to be made, there is only one thing you need to do, and that's plan the bachelorette or bachelor party. As luck would have it, your friend has told you that the sky's the limit – there's no limit on expenses or experiences. And what does that mean? That's right – strippers!

You and your friends had a blast and the night was unforgettable, partly because the strippers at the clubs you frequented did a lot of work to get things the way you wanted them. From head to toe, a stripper has to look like the personification of sex, and that means trips to the gym to keep their bodies toned, plus a visit to lingerie stores to get that perfect skimpy little something to wear (or not wear) on stage. And that's just the tip of the iceberg! There are hundreds of hours spent practicing and selecting the perfect songs to dance to. 

Do you think you have what it takes to pick that perfect song for your sexy striptease? Let's get our glitter on oil up and see if we can help you pick your stripper name, based on your song selections.

Prince was one of the sexiest singers around. Which one of his songs would you put in your repetoire?

With some of her more controversial songs, Madonna burst onto the scene in the 1980s. Which one of her songs would you grind to?

Which of these sexy songs from the 1970s would you add to your playlist?

Feeling hungry? What sexy song about food would you make out to?

Which Salt-N-Pepa song is in your mix?

Many intimate encounters start with a kiss. Which song with a smooch in the title is your jam?

What glam rock song is going to make it onto your list?

In addition to the energetic vibe, the 1980s had some really fun songs about sex. Which of these tunes could you tap your toes to?

Country crooners can weave their sexy songs into pure magic. What song can we see you sway to?

Which of these sexy songs would you perform a striptease to?

In the late 1990s, Missy Elliott burst onto the music scene with her brutally honest rap songs about sex. What song of hers are you getting your freak on to?

What R&B single performed by a female would you add to your list?

In the 1990s, there was so much angst it isn't a surprise it seeped into their sexy songs. What sexy jam from the '90s is in your repertoire?

From early on in her career, Britney Spears used sex to sell her albums. What tune of hers is in your selection?

What song with the word "sex" in its title are you adding to the list?

Sometimes a one-night stand cures that itch you need to scratch. What song about a fling is your favorite?

The 1960s were a turbulent time, and yet they were also a time for great sexy tunes. What one is on your list?

What song with an animal in its title describes your flirting style?

Initial attraction is usually dependent on physical appearance. What song with a body part in the title is making your playlist?

What R&B single performed by a male would you add to your list?

The Rolling Stones have had some of the most risque song lyrics, for their time. What one of their songs would you dance to?

What song with the word "hot" in its title will help you steam your window up?

Even though they had a squeaky clean image at the start, the Beatles knew how to bring the heat in a subtle way. What one of their songs would you include?

Which song with the word "ride" in its title are you adding?

In the rock arena, KISS has quite the talent for writing sexy songs. What song of theirs will you be banging your head to?

There are times when having sex isn't gentle and seductive. What song about rough sex is your thing?

Which of these songs with silly lyrics about sex is your favorite?

What song of Kesha's made your list?

Sometimes things are high and dry and there's no one around to help you do your thing. What song about self pleasure is on this list?

If you're looking for super dirty lyrics, Nicki Minaj never disappoints. Which song of hers are you bouncing to?

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