How Saucy Are You?

By: Emily Maggrett
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About This Quiz

The Oxford English Dictionary defines "saucy" in several ways. In Great Britain, saucy means "sensually suggestive in a light-hearted and humorous way," while in North America, sauciness refers to "having or expressing a bold, lively or spirited manner." In both locations, a "saucy" person is one who is cheeky and impertinent, but in a way that others generally find charming. Obviously, this is a very cool way to be, so we've written a quiz about it! 

If you're curious as to whether other people see you as a saucy minx or just another civilian, this quiz can help you find out the truth. We're going to ask you about whether you'd ever wear pants that have "DIVA" emblazoned across their rear, how you hashtag your selfies and if you've ever sat on an authority figure's desk. In exchange for your honest (and hopefully spicy) answers, we'll tell you if you're almost as saucy as Lizzo herself or if you need to heap some salsa on your everyday behavior. 

Ready to get smart-alecky, wild and sassy? It's time to drop everything else you're doing, put on "Bad Girls" by M.I.A and play this quiz! (We'll give you bonus points if you wink at a stranger while taking it.)

Like Zack Morris, were you famous for sassing your high school principal?

Have you ever worn fishnet stockings?

Would you rather wear a pair of tracksuit pants with "DIVA" emblazoned across the rear or a long, shapeless muumuu covered in yellow and orange flowers?

What would you do if someone cut you off in traffic?

Let's talk body language. Have you ever pulled off one of these saucy moves?

Which of these saucy celebrities do you identify most with?

Your ex-boyfriend and his new partner just walked into your party. What do you do?

What's the riskiest Halloween costume you've ever worn?

Everyone has a type of person they don't like. What's yours?

You've just tripped and fallen in front of a huge group of people, including your crush! What do you do?

How do you do your make-up?

Are your friends more Regina George or Rory Gilmore?

Do you think it's OK to ask for a raise after only three months at a job?

What's your go-to karaoke song?

You're going out tonight. What will you be wearing?

Pretend you're an English professor. A random guy at a dinner party starts lecturing you about "The Great Gatsby." What do you do?

How do you feel about gossip?

Do you wear perfume?

What do you think dating you is like for your partners?

Have you ever flashed someone?

How do you eat bananas and Popsicles?

The hottest person in your school starts flirting with you. What do you do?

On a scale of 1 to Dita Von Teese, how kinky are you?

Which of these Lizzo lyrics do you relate to the most?

If you wanted to make a text seem saucier, which emoji would you use?

Have you ever sat on an authority figure's desk?

When you walk into the club, which song should the DJ immediately start playing?

Would you make out with just about anyone?

You're posting a selfie. Which hashtags will you choose to accompany it?

What's your favorite kind of sauce?

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