How Long Is Your Pinocchio Nose?

Brian Whitney

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About This Quiz

While none of us like to admit it, some of us tend to lie a bit more than others in this life. So if you were to have a Pinocchio nose, how long would it be?

Your partner got you a present, but you hate it, what do you say?

You are checking someone out on the beach and your partner catches you at it, what do you say?

Your friend asks why you didn't text them back right away, what do you say?

Ever tell someone you loved them when you didn't?

Have you ever lied about how much you had to drink or how much you partied?

You are going out to lunch with an attractive co-worker to talk business, do you tell your significant other?

When you were a kid would you tell your parents the truth even if you knew you would get in trouble?

If someone cooks you a meal and it is awful, what do you say?

Your new partner asks you how many partners you have had in the past, what do you say?

Your meal is awful and your waiter asks how it is, what do you say?

You find a wallet with 1000 dollars in it and no identification, what do you do?

Have you ever cheated on your partner?

Have you ever cheated on a test?

Would you let a co worker take the blame for something you did?

A friend of yours needs to talk, but you have had a long day and don't feel up for it, what do you do?

You asked someone out on a date, but now you don't want to go, what do you do?

Have you ever called in sick when you weren't?

You hate dogs and your friend is jumping all over you, what do you do?

Would you lie to get off jury duty?

Your girlfriend asks if her butt looks big in her pants. It does. What do you say?

Your best friend is going out with someone she really likes that you can't stand, what do you do?

Your best friend loves "Sons Of Anarchy," and won't stop talking about it. You hate it, what do you do?

Do you pretend to like things that are popular so you appear more cool?

Do you purposely try to pay less than your share if out to dinner with friends?

If you see someone you don't know well with something stuck between their teeth, what do you do?

What would you do if someone asked you how much you weigh?

Your friend started a band and thinks he has a chance of making it big. It is horrible. What do you tell him?

If you knew you could get away with it, would you cheat on your taxes?

Do you think being honest is telling people your innermost thoughts?

Ever lie on your resume?

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