How Dirty Is Your Mind?

By: Teresa M.
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About This Quiz

Get your mind out of the gutter! Or don't! Here at Zoo, we encourage a little out of the box thinking - no matter where you fall on the dirty mind scale. In fact, this quiz is designed to tell you exactly how dirty your mind might be. If there were thought bubbles above your head, would it be enough to make your mother faint? Let us be the judge. 

You might be the type that cannot look at an office copier without seeing something sexual, or you might have an imaginary halo above your head. During this quiz, we're going to put you to the test! We will ask you some obviously naughty questions, and we'll ask you some not so nasty questions. The way you choose to respond will tell us more about you than we care to admit. However, we'll be happy to keep your secrets to ourselves as we tell you just how filthy the recesses of your mind are. We're true professionals with this kind of thing! 

Try not to giggle too much, and give us your honest answers on every question. We're looking forward to seeing how dirty your mind can get! Well, we're mostly looking forward to it. Are you?

What do you think when you see someone eating a banana?

Which word do you find least sexy?

Do you have a stash of dirty magazines?

What does the word "buns" make you think of?

Have you ever posed inappropriately with a mannequin?

How often do you think about sex while at work?

What is your most dominant personality trait?

Which word makes you giggle the most?

Do you know any dirty jokes?

How often do you talk about sex with your best friend?

What is the last thing you think about before going to sleep?

Does music ever put you in the mood?

How do you distract yourself from thinking dirty thoughts?

How would your friends describe your sense of humor?

How many nights a week do you have naughty dreams?

Which food most makes you think dirty thoughts?

How many days a week do you get lucky?

Would you say you are flirtatious?

What do you find most attractive in others?

What do you call breasts most often?

Could you ever be a gynecologist?

Do you have dirty thoughts when you see your favorite actor or actress?

Which person in your life would you like to see act out a sex scene?

What do you think when you see an attractive person pick something up?

Which movie do you think has the best sex scene?

What do you think when you hear that a friend is pregnant?

What gift would you bring to a first date?

How do you behave on the beach?

Would you say you are aggressive in the sack?

Do you listen to a lot of racy music?

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