Fill In the Blanks and We’ll Guess When You First Got Laid

By: Zoe Samuel
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About This Quiz

Society has always placed a tremendous amount of importance on the subject of sexual intercourse. There was a time when, in the case of royal couples, an audience would need to be present for the couple's first wedded sexual congress, to prove that the marriage had been consummated and that it was law, since so much was at stake. Some cultures, to this day, have virginity checks which are performed on women prior to marriage.

Even in the modern West, the ideas of purity, virginity, adulthood and childhood all play heavily into how we think about sex, value it and think of ourselves in relation to it. Losing one's virginity is seen as one of the great rites of passage nearly everyone must one day make, and in some societies this fetishizing of losing virginity is taken to extremes. Some people plan out a specific night to meet with their partner, or choose a vacation destination, or even wait until their wedding night. Some of this comes from social pressure, some from religious prohibition, some from the popular culture people consume. The effect is that everyone has a story about how they first got laid, one that encapsulates a part of their lives and says something about who they were - and who they became. 

Fill in the blanks on this quiz, and we'll guess when you first got laid!

Tallying things up, how would you fill in the blank for the statement "I typically have sex ______ time(s) a week"?

Be honest! How would you fill in the blank for "I read _________ books a year"?

Look under your proverbial mattress! How would you fill in the blank for the statement "I think pornography is _________"?

How would you fill in the blank in the statement "The first Star Wars movie is episode _____"?

Listen up! How would you fill in the blank in "________ is clearly the greatest band of all time"?

Confess: what would you fill in the blank for "I go to religious services ________ times a year"?

Put on your glasses. How would you fill in the blank for the statement "The last book I read was a ___________ book"?

Thinking cap time! How would you fill in the blank for "When I'm not sure of what to do, I __________"?

Look at the time! How would you fill in the blank for the statement "I go out _________ nights a week with friends"?

Let's get a little intimate. How would you fill in the blank for "I wait until the _______ date before I have sex with someone"?

Reminiscing, how would you fill in the blank for the statement "I met the love of my life when I was ___________ years old"?

Dinner time! How would you fill in the blank for the statement "I love to involve ________ in sex"?

Can you complete the sentence "In the film 'American Pie,' I identified with ___________"?

Getting a little Freudian, how would you fill in the blank in "I ________ battery-powered toys"?

Time to really get into your head. How would you fill in the blank for the statement "I really wish I owned ___________ so I could show off how cool I am"?

Looking at your career, how would you fill in the blank for the statement "If only ______________, I'd have a much better career"?

Let's get a bit more specific. How would you fill in the blank for "I would consider myself a/an ____________ fetishist"?

Let's stick around the office late. How would you fill in the blank for the statement "My best work-related skill is ___________"?

Reach for the remote and think hard. How would you fill in the blank for the statement "My favorite childhood TV show was ____________"?

Can you fill in the blank for the statement "I like to wear ________ when I'm going on a date"?

Think of every year of your life. How would you fill in the blank for the statement "If I could live forever at any age, it'd have to be _________"?

Get pumped! How would you fill in the blank for the statement "I keep fit by __________"?

Time to get chilling. How would you fill in the blank for the statement "In the TV adaptation of 'The Handmaid's Tale,' I see ___________"?

Cuddle up! What do you choose to fill in the blank for the statement "My favorite thing to do with my significant other is cuddle up and watch __________"?

Whistle for your pet! How would you fill in the blank for the statement "My preferred pet is a __________"?

Look yourself over and fill in the blank! How would you complete "The material thing I hope impresses people the most when they see me is my ____________"?

Let's talk sports. How would you fill in the blank for "I closely follow _______ sports team(s)"?

Use your imagination for this. Can you fill in the blank for the statement "________ of mine probably think I'm the best partner they ever had"?

Let's focus on you. How would you fill in the blank for "I'm a member of __________"?

Be cool about this, but how would you fill in the blank for the statement "The sexual thing that freaked me out the most to see was ___________"?

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