Can We Guess Which Drunk Stereotype You Are at Parties?

Kennita Leon

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About This Quiz

BLAME IT ON THE ALCOHOL! Before you start listening to Jamie Foxx's song about blaming it on the booze or the patron, you should probably figure out what kind of drunk you are. 

As long as you're legal in your country, there's nothing wrong with enjoying a little drink. If you're into hard liquors, you might favor vodkas, rum, whiskeys, or gin. For those who can't drink them straight, you might mix them in with Coke, cranberry juice, or tonic water. For the cocktail lovers, you might be going for a margarita or a daiquiri. And if you're trying to get LIT, you might choose the combination of vodka, tequila, rum, triple sec, and gin in a Long Island Iced Tea. A few too many of these, and you're probably way past your threshold for being drunk. The question we really want to ask is what kind of drunk are you? 

Are you the sad drunk who can't help thinking about all their relationship troubles? You might call up an ex or hook up with someone new to get over them! You could be an aggressive drunk. When the alcohol hits your system, you can't help but get a little rowdy. Rather than a sad or aggressive drunk, you might be the happy drunk! After a few too many margaritas, you might become the life of the party!

Which drunk are you? Hopefully, you haven't had too many blackouts to answer these questions! 

Do you party a lot?

Do you drink every time you go out?

Do you drink at home, when you're alone?

How many times a week would you say you get drunk?

What's the earliest time of day you've ever indulged in some alcohol?

On a night out, which of these are you most likely to be involved in?

Where do you usually get drunk?

What can you be found doing in the club?

Who do you get drunk with?

What's your usual poison?

How many drinks does it take to get you wasted?

Are you very flirty when you're drunk?

Have you ever cheated when you were drunk?

Would you say that you're very clingy?

How often do you puke when you get hammered?

What are you eating when you get the drunchies (drunk munchies)?

Who takes care of you when you're drunk?

What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done while intoxicated?

Has your drunk self ever been part of a physical altercation?

Have you ever been arrested while drunk?

Have you ever called an ex when you were drunk?

When you wake up the next morning, how do you normally feel?

What kind of drunk would you say you are?

Let's talk about the sober you. What word usually describes you?

Are you very responsible?

Are you in a committed relationship?

On a scale of one to four, where one is the least and four is the most, how argumentative are you?

At events where you do not drink, what would you be found doing?

Would you get drunk right now if you could?

Do you regret any of the drunk decisions that you've made?

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