Buy Some Wizarding Items and We'll Tell You Which Hogwarts Professor Would Put You in Detention!

By: Kennita Leon

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Have you ever noticed that people judge you based on what you buy? Well the teachers at Hogwarts will give you a detention based on what you buy at Diagon Alley and in Hogsmeade.

It's time to go shopping. Which location are you coming from?

Where are you going first?

Before you get anything. You need some money. How much money is in your Gringotts vault?

The first thing a wizard or witch needs is a wand. What kind of wand wood will you get?

What would the core be?

Next we're doing some pet shopping. What do you get at Magical Menagerie?

Your mom wanted a birthday surprise for her pet owl. What do you get?

Wizarding clothing is pretty important, especially for school. Which Hogwarts house are you buying robes for from Madam Malkin's?

Which class are you most excited to buy books for, from Flourish and Blotts?

You've made the school's quidditch team so you'll need a broomstick from Quality Quidditch Supplies. Which broom are you getting?

You've worked up an appetite doing all that shopping. What ice cream are you going to buy at Florean Forescue's Ice Cream Parlor?

Your full stomach has caused you to take a detour to Knockturn Alley and into Borgin and Burkes. What do you do?

If you had to buy one item in Borgin and Burkes, what would it be?

Let's just say for a second that you wanted to be in Knockturn Alley. Which shop would you visit?

How do you eventually find your way back to Diagon Alley?

Time for some fun. What are you getting at Weasleys Wizard Wheezes?

It's time for the annual Hogwarts trip to Hogsmeade. Why are you excited to go?

How are you getting to Hogsmeade?

Where are you going first?

You need to stock up on some school items. What exactly do you need?

What's the most delicious thing in Honeyduke's?

What are you buying from Zonko's Joke Shop?

Which magical place is your favorite to get a drink?

And what drink do you normally get?

Which item are you most likely to damage and send to Dervish and Banges to repair?

Which magic shop is the best ever?

Which Hogwarts teacher scares you the most?

How often did you get detentions?

Do you think you deserved them?

Should detentions be outlawed altogether?

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