Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess Where You Rank in the Military

MILITARY

Ian Fortey

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

At first glance, it may be hard to see the connection between Taco Bell and the military, but you's better believe it's there. Sure, anyone can technically walk into a Taco Bell and place an order for a chalupa and a burrito and it won't necessarily mean anything, but there's something to be said about the kinds of orders people make when they're there. Every little thing you do in life sheds some light on who you are and how you think. And when it comes to ordering a meal from Taco Bell, when there are literally dozens of choices and combinations you could make, there's a lot more psychology on display than most people realize. In fact, there's so much going on there that we can use that information to map out the sort of military career you might have. After all, how you proceed through the ranks is also based on the kind of person you are, the choices you make and how you handle different situations. 

If you're curious about where you'd rank in the military, help us construct the perfect Taco Bell order for yourself and we'll take all those answers and figure out your military destiny. Take the quiz and see!

You don't "just" order a taco at Taco Bell. What kind of taco are you getting?

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You don't need to order a taco at Taco Bell. You could have a burrito! Pick the best one.

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You can add everything but the kitchen sink to a taco. What one topping is your must-have?

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Are you ordering dessert?

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You like cheese, right? What's the ultimate cheesy item?

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What's the bets time of day to hit up a Taco Bell?

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You're an adult and no one can stop you from mixing your fast food. What other restaurant's cuisine pairs perfectly with Taco Bell?

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Sometimes you're so hungry it seems like you can never eat enough. How many tacos could you pack away before you couldn't have another bite?

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Let's take a moment to remember the Taco Bell menu items of yesterday. Which discontinued item do you want back?

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Let's face it, Taco Bell does some weird stuff sometimes. What was the weirdest of the weird?

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How do you sauce your taco anyway?

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When you have that big hunger, what bulky menu item are you trying?

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If you like potatoes, Taco Bell has your back. Pick a potato!

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Not all sauce comes in packets. What's the best sauce you can get them to add to your meal?

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Bulk up that taco! Pick some add ons that will give you more bang for your buck!

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Not all quesadillas are created equal. Which kind is the one for you?

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What style of taco is the most appealing to you?

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Sometimes you need something spicy, like right now! Pick one.

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Start your day with a bang. Pick your Taco Bell breakfast!

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All those tacos have to be making you thirsty. What are you drinking?

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No one is going to eat just plain chips. What are you dipping yours in?

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Save time and money by ordering a combo!

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When you only have the change in your car on you, you have to order off the value menu. Pick the tastiest, low-cost option.

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If one tortilla is good, then two must be better. Pick the best doubled-up treat.

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If you don't feel like holding your food in your hand, there are some bowls available. Which one do you want?

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A proper meal has a side dish. What's yours going to be?

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Taco Bell has teamed up with some junk-food giants. What junk food menu item is the best?

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Not everything on the Taco Bell menu makes sense when you just hear the name. Which of these vaguely-named items is best?

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Taco Bell around the world has some incredible options you won't find in America. What sounds the most tempting?

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It's time to make a decision, soldier. You can only eat one thing from Taco Bell ever again - what's it going to be?

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