Are You Jo, Beth, Amy or Meg?

By: Emily Maggrett
Image: Columbia Pictures

About This Quiz

Whether you got to know "Little Women" through reading Louisa May Alcott's beloved novel or by watching the 1994 movie version with Winona Ryder, one thing's for sure: you want to know which March sister you'd be! Jo, Beth, Amy and Meg each represent a different archetype of the female personality, making them the Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte and Samantha of the Victorian era. 

Like Carrie, Meg is a romantic, focused on finding "the one." Jo, on the other hand, is a total Miranda, caring far more about her career than about getting married. With her meek, considerate demeanor, Beth has major Charlotte vibes, while hot blonde Amy (the most direct March sister) doesn't let anybody get in the way of her goals, just like Samantha!

So, which one are you? That's what we're going to find out today. After all, there are only so many times you can reread "Little Women" and imagine what you'd do if Laurie had proposed to you instead of Jo. If you're hungry for a new way to think about Louisa May Alcott's world, put down that copy of "Pilgrim's Progress" and take this quiz! (We promise we won't throw your novel in the fire while you're playing it.)

Where do you fall in your family's birth order?

Do you ever fight with your siblings?

If you were a contestant on "The Bachelor," what kind of contestant would you be?

What's your most Victorian hobby?

Imagine your fanciest relatives have invited you to travel with them. You'd have to leave behind your loved ones, but you'd get some amazing opportunities to advance your career. Do you go?

Do you relate to the song "I Enjoy Being a Girl" or do traditional gender roles make you snooze?

Would you ever date one of your sisters' exes? What if they were REALLY cute?

What's your "one beauty"?

Let's say your neighbor's children have the flu and are contagious. Their parents are sick too. How would you help them?

Would you rather be famous or deeply in love?

Imagine your sister is being super mean. Would you burn the only copy of her novel as revenge?

Be honest: what's your fatal flaw?

Which of these "Victorian lady" jobs sounds the least depressing to you?

Let's say that half your friend group is at war over a bunch of petty nonsense. How do you handle it?

Would you ever date someone who was a lot older than you?

Do you know what pickled limes are, and if so, would you ever hoard them?

Are you lucky, unlucky or normal?

How much money do you need to be happy?

When your good friends get into serious relationships, are you annoyed because it means they won't be able to hang out as much?

Do you have a passion for fashion?

Let's say you're feeling lonely. How do you handle it?

Your sister gets a terrible haircut. What do you say to her about it?

How lazy are you?

Do you get massive FOMO when you find out your loved ones have plans that don't include you?

If you were a Spice Girl, which one would you be?

Being an old maid: tired or wired?

Who's your favorite Victorian author BESIDES Louisa May Alcott?

You're stuck in bed with a cold and need to relax. Which TV show will you binge?

Would you rather marry rich hottie Theodore "Laurie" Laurence or gruff German professor Fritz Bhaer?

Which of these quotes do you relate to the most?

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