Answer These Yes or No Questions and We’ll Guess Which Firearms Combo Describes You

By: Zoe Samuel
Image: Wiki Commons by Chief Master Sgt. Gary Emery

About This Quiz

If you love guns, then you've probably already thought long and hard about which one you want with you in different situations. You know when you need a gun for hunting and the difference between the firearm you need for grouse and partridge as compared to the bigger kick you want for boar and the more precise shot you like for rabbit. You know which firearm you might store in your home for defense. You've fantasized about which weapon would be the ideal one in a "Die Hard" type situation. You've prepared yourself to use guns you might never actually own.

However, you may not have thought about which gun is actually most like you, and that's partly because no weapon can fully encapsulate a person's character, can it? Well, perhaps not, but you can get a large part of the way there by merely adding two guns together. After all, we all contain multitudes, and that means some of us combine the subtlety of a smaller handgun with the pizzazz and firepower of a badass machine gun, while others are a combination of two elegant and traditional weapons that nonetheless serve very different purposes. Read on to find out which combination of firearms best represents you!

Do you have a great aim?

Did you grow up around guns?

Are you good in a crisis?

Do you love to break the rules sometimes?

Are you a cop, or at least considered becoming one?

Have you traveled much?

Do you keep your guns secured in your home?

Do you live in a rural area?

Do you consider yourself a very tolerant person?

Do you love tradition?

Are you typically very well-dressed?

Are you easy to rile up?

Do you play well with others?

Do you worry that society's going to the dogs?

Does chaos bother you?

Be honest: are you great at wordplay?

Do you mostly have the same friends you had growing up?

Do you need credit for what you do?

Do you like to make a scene?

Can you be goofy when appropriate?

Is accuracy important to you?

Do you come from an affluent background?

Do you prefer "Downton Abbey" to Clint Eastwood movies?

Do you dream of packing it all in and just quitting all your responsibilities?

Do you think justice has truly been done if nobody knows it was done?

Have you lived in a country other than the one you were born in?

Are you an early adopter of new technology?

Have you ever gone more than a month without alcohol since you turned 21?

Are you a very disciplined person?

Do you ever describe yourself as an "Old Married?"

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