Answer These Random Questions and We'll Assign You a Military Rank and a Gun

MILITARY

Teresa McGlothlin

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

If you are as efficient as a military operation, this quiz is the right one for you. Not only are we going to tell you which military rank you deserve, but we will also tell you the gun that matches you the best. We don't like to waste your time, and you're getting a real two-for-one here. 

You don't need to be a weapons expert or a current military member to learn about your rank or best gun. Our random questions are designed for everyone from veterans to future recruits. While we could ask you a lot of pointed questions about your true grit, we think that your reactions to the unexpected will tell us more about the way you handle yourself. You need a weapon that works like you do and a rank that brings out your best, and your answers will help you find them. 

You will need to be as observant as an Air Force pilot and as steady as a Mossberg to get the answers you are hoping to hear. We are going to do our best to catch you off guard and to test your toughness. Will you be a Private with a peashooter, or will you get more bang for your buck? 

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