Answer These Morality Questions and We'll Guess What Unusual Job You’d Be Perfect For

EMPLOYMENT

Zoe Samuel

6 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

The world is full of strange jobs, many of them so odd that you may not even believe they exist! Just about every situation has a professional who can step in and get paid to do something. Don't believe us? Try this: if you feel a general sense of aimlessness, there's someone who you can hire to help out: a life coach. Do you want to win at tiddlywinks? There are professional tiddlywinks players who can be hired to coach you to perfection.

The question remains, which of these strange jobs is right for you? Most of them involve skills anyone could learn, given the time and determination, but there is still one element, one x-factor that will determine which of these jobs is right for you. That x-factor: morality. Morality is about a lot more than the black and white ideas of good and evil, it's a framework, it's the "strength of one's stomach" and it's a guide that will tell us which jobs you could handle, and even enjoy, and which jobs will be very wrong for you.

We assembled a test of your morality. It contains a variety of questions on a host of subjects, all of which are intended to tease out a 3D map of your moral landscape. With this, we can assign you a job, so take the quiz ... and be honest!

Trolley switch dilemma time: what should you do, pull a switch that will only result in one person getting hurt, or let three people get hurt?

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If you take something that someone didn't know was theirs and that there was no record of, is it a bad thing?

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How bad is it if someone doesn't give up their seat on public transit to an elderly person?

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You're hosting a black tie party and a guest shows up dressed inappropriately. What should you do?

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You're at a friend's wedding, when you see the person marrying your friend flirting with someone inappropriate. What do you do?

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You see an armored car lose a bag of cash. No one else is there. The car drove off, but you know the company name. What do you do?

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You accidentally hit someone with your car, but it turns out that that person is an infamous killer. Are you a hero or what?

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Your friend's unfriendly elderly relative is nearing the end and your friend is spending a lot of time with them. You learn that the relative is wealthy and has no kids. What do you think of your friend?

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You invite 4 friends for dinner. 3 show up, and say they're allergic to your chip dip. Number 4 shows up an hour late without an apology and digs into the dip. Is it wrong for you to double dip?

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Which of these is the best apology for hurting someone's feelings by saying X?

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How wrong is it for someone to video a crime on their phone when they could easily step in and stop it?

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Your friend has an aspect of their appearance they can't see that looks bad, but there's no way to fix it. Do you tell them?

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A bedridden friend hours from the end asks you if you plan to name a child for them. You don't. What do you say?

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Should children be told to believe in fairy tales like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny?

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You find out that a polite greeting you initiated to someone is actually a terrible insult in their culture. What do you do?

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Is it wrong to borrow from Peter to pay Paul?

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Your eccentric friend believes a food ingredient is bad for them and they refuse to eat it. This "allergy" is imaginary. You accidentally serve it to them in food you just cooked, but they don't know. What should you do?

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While a guest in someone's home, you accidentally break a fancy crystal glass. What do you do?

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You find out that the idea that helped a beloved friend advance their career was taken from you without permission. What should your friend do?

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Your neighbor has stolen your mail and destroyed it several times, but you can't prove anything. What should you do?

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You just realized you have a library book you borrowed more than 20 years ago. What should you do about it?

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Your niece or nephew asks you to explain how storks get into hospitals to deliver babies. How do you respond?

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Four people are waiting in a room: a 6 year old, a 22 year old, a 40 year old, and a 60 year old. Who should be given the one seat?

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Your child gets into trouble for punching a kid at school. They tell you that the other kid tried to cut them, but there's no evidence. What would you do?

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You see a woman being emotionally abused by her boyfriend in a public place. He says he's going to use the bathroom and then take her home. What do you do?

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You just figured out that your Toyota was keyed by the guy at work who drives the Porsche. What is the appropriate action?

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You have two cousins who desperately need a kidney transplant and you are the only donor match. How do you choose which to give a kidney?

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You mistakenly ate your very mean coworker's sandwich, and you know they'll be disproportionately mean about it. You really thought it was yours! What should you do?

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Your work friend is on the brink of being fired. You see them accidentally knock the bumper off the boss's vintage Mercedes as they drive home. The next day, the boss demands to know who did it or they will fire your whole team. What do you do?

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You see a man rob an ATM, but then he immediately gives the money to a poor family. What do you do?

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