A Christmas Story Quiz that will take you right back!

J.P. Naomi

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About This Quiz

Come out from under the sink, Daddy's (not) gonna kill Ralphie!! Have you watched A Christmas Story enough times to answer all of these questions correctly?!

In which year was the premiere of A Christmas Story?

A Christmas Story was released on November 18, 1983.

A Christmas Story was based on a book titled _________.

In God We Trust: All Others Pay Cash is a book by Jean Shepherd.

Jean Shepherd not only wrote the film's story but also plays the voice of _______.

Adult Ralphie serves as a narrator to the story.

Since 1997, TNT and/or TBS has run a 24 hour marathon of A Christmas Story called...

It usually begins on Christmas Eve and goes through Christmas Day!

The main character of A Christmas Story is Ralphie _______.

Ralphie Parker is played by young actor Peter Billingsley.

How old is Ralphie Parker?

A Christmas Story earned more than $19 million at the box office!

What is the name of Ralphie's brother?

Randy was Ralphie's younger brother.

In which decade is A Christmas Story set?

Though never explicitly stated, the film is seen as "amorphously late 30s / early 40s" according to Director Bob Clark.

How does Ralphie refer to his father?

The Old Man Parker was portrayed by actor Darren McGavin.

What is the name of Ralphie's school teacher?

Miss Shields is portrayed by Canadian actress Tedde Moore.

What does Ralphie want for Christmas?

He wants a "Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model Air Rifle".

"You'll ________ your eye out."

Ralphie heard this exact same warning from several different people.

Ralphie's mother, Miss Shields and ________ all gave Ralphie the same warning about the BB gun.

Even the Santa Claus at the department store brushed off Ralphie's request saying he'd shoot his eye out!

Speaking about his desired BB gun, what does Ralphie mean by "this thing which tells time"?

A sundial tells time by the shadow is displays as the sun moves throughout the day.

Ralphie's two main friends are Flick and ______.

Schwartz was portrayed by actor R.D. Robb.

Schwartz dares Flick to _______.

Then the school bell rings and all the kids leave him stranded outside stuck to the pole!

Who rescued Flick from being stuck to the pole?

Flick had a bandage around his tongue when he came back to class.

Miss Shields assigns the students to write a paper on _____.

Ralphie sees this as a great opportunity to write about the BB gun that he wants.

What does Mr. Parker win as the grand prize in a magazine sweepstakes?

The light, much to Mrs. Parker's dismay, was designed to look like a woman's leg.

"Ohhhhh f-----!"

"Only I didn't say "Fudge", I said THE word!"

"The big one, the queen-mother of ______ words, the F-dash-dash-dash word!"

Ralphie says this when he was out helping his father change the tire on the car.

What does Ralphie have to put in his mouth after saying the F word?

Ralphie tells his mother that one of his friends taught him that word.

Where do the Parkers eat on Christmas?

"Deck the harrs with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra."

"Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf. _________"

Randy recites this as he forks through his dinner that he doesn't want.

When Ralphie is daydreaming, what grade does Miss Shields give him on his BB gun paper?

"Poetry. Sheer poetry, Ralph! An A+"!

"Be sure to drink your ______."

"Ovaltine!? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!"

In order to get him to eat his meatloaf and potatoes, what does Mrs. Parker tell Randy to eat like?

Randy oinks like a pig and makes himself laugh as he dives into the meatloaf and mashed potatoes.

Who eats the Parkers' Christmas turkey dinner?

The Bumpuses are the next door neighbors who have "at least 785 smelly hound dogs".

What is the name of the bully who Ralphie charges and beats?

Scut Farkus was his full name.

Where is Randy hiding because he's worried that "Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie?"

His mom finds him and reassures him that everything is going to be ok.

What happens to Ralphie's glasses on Christmas morning?

When he shot the BB gun, his glasses fell off and he couldn't see, and he ended up stepping on them!

Ralphie faked crying and told his mom that ___________.

She helps him clean up and gives him an old pair of glasses to use.

Where in the house does Old Man Parker display the leg lamp?

Mrs. Parker was not happy about this display.

A Christmas story ends with Ralphie in bed with _____ by his side.

Ralphie believed that this was the best present he had ever received and would ever receive.

Who made the bunny costume for Ralphie as his Christmas gift?

Old Man Parker says, "He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny"!

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